( the cover is not mine credits to the original owner) it is just a short story there is not much action and there is smut.

"I wonder if I could ever have that... a family. But where do I start, a retired Archon wandering this land alone. How do I live a human life?" Or how Childe helps Zhongli live like a human [FULLY COMPLETE as of 08/04/2021 - Reupload from AO3)

Zhongli was born with an unusual condition where his body temperature is dangerously low. He is unable to feel warmth even when bundled in blankets or drinking hot tea. That is, until one day...when he stumbles into a strange man claiming to be in love with him.

Liyue, a world-famous company for android models, releases the latest model: Geo Series. Childe can't help himself after a bad breakup and buys the Morax Version 3. Customizable with additional personality traits...he shuffles them without really thinking and forgets all about his purchase until a huge package comes in the mail.

COMPLETE warning this contains, sex, language, kissing, and being horny. if you don't like this ship or any of those above I wouldn't recommend this story. The cover is a random picture I found off of google so CREDITS TO WHOEVER MADE IT! THIS IS MY FIRST WATTPAD STORY SO KEEP THAT IN MIND!! another warning, I have many, many, many typos

𝙕𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙘𝙝𝙞 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙙𝙚 𝙗𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙢 𝙨𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙢𝙖𝙘𝙮 𝙖𝙡𝙨𝙤 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝙨𝙤𝙚𝙢 𝙨𝙢𝙚𝙭𝙮 𝙨𝙘𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙨 Also pretty steamy, let me know on any spelling mistakes or things that don't make sense and I'll try to fix them

After Childe arrives at Liyue, he checks out the sights and ends up given a task by his fatui leaders to get something from the funeral parlor. Includes: Smut, A bit of angst, mlm

HO HO HO HOES WANNA READ SOME SIN DURING THE HOLIDAYS?????? GET UR HORNY ASS HERE THEN !!!!! (ANY and ALL art is not mine. These are NOT my characters, they belong to miHoYo/HoYoverse.) Idk if I'll ever finish this, might occasionally update, these are all just a bunch of one shots anyway :000 CRACKFIC BTW BE WARNED Started: December 1, 2019 Finished: lmao wasn't ever finished Editing Start: November 11, 2021 Editing Finish:

[modern time]A genshin love story between the characters Zhongli and Childe (tartaglia) ☆Story based off of the song Twilight from BÔA ☆Characters are not mine, they are from genshin impact

On a small hiatus,, - Book cover credit; @/kirisaika on Twitter!