MINORS DO NOT READ ;P -This is 18+ my loves and I aint trying to catch hands- Hello my beautiful bitches~ So my slutty ass was simping around and I noticed that there is not a lot of stuff out there about the sexiest of all sexy's Judd. So I thought 'WhY tHe FuCK NoT!!! Like I simp HARD for this Man lets fuckin do it!' So here it is Judd Birch (from big mouth) NSFW alphabet because my manz needs more love! Enjoy my little freaks

Stupid, kinky oneshots for fans of Big Mouth, Y/N is described as gender neutral. Cover art by @nikokor0

You couldn't necessarily label the relationship that you and Judd Birch had. Friends? Dating? Friends with benefits seemed to be the best term, for now at least. ~~~ continued! weekly updates :)

i have no idea what to write here just read the book

You drive each other wild...or insane. When you were younger, you were Leah Birch's best friend until you had to leave for California. Years later, you move back to Westchester to live with the Birch family. Who knew that the oldest Birch sibling could be the hottest person you've ever met after all these years. What happens when you learn that you and him just fit but the two of you overcomplicate things? [You and Leah are 16. Judd is 17.] (NO SMUT. But there will be mentions of sex, drugs, and alcohol.) (Reader uses she/her pronouns.)

y/n is the new girl at a school near the house her family recently moved into. she makes a few good friends the first few days and eventually is confronted by the school "bad boy". everyone knew not to mess with him, as did y/n. But why did he take such a quick liking to her ? what will happen when the new girl interacts with the bully both inside and outside of school ? *disclaimer* i started this story as a very mentally ill teenager during quarantine, and my writing is not the same as it once was. in the earlier chapters im going to ask you expect to read what probably a 14 year old would write. and then in later chapters, i started what ill call "free styling with CARTi b" if yfm, and ended up literally just imagining what a good fun life would be for an edgy teenager and wrote it down. i know a lot of its bad, i know theres a lot of repetition, but thats because i go months between updating and will have forgotten everything by the time im writing a new chapter so i apologize again. continue at your own discretion and your expectations lowered, thanks! details: things in quotes are dialog. things in italic are thoughts underlined are texts Things to note about y/n: -you're a 16-17 year old girl - an emo/scene sense of style -s a s s y . -gay jokes are a must this story contains the following: -cursing -drinking -smoking -tw of sexual assault, and self harm -probably smut at some point Bc I can -emo bands/references, so if you don't know mcr, fob, bvb, among others, there might be jokes or references you won't get

❝𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝔂𝓸𝓾'𝓻𝓮 𝓲𝓷 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓷 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓬𝓪𝓷'𝓽 𝓯𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓪𝓼𝓵𝓮𝓮𝓹 𝓫𝓮𝓬𝓪𝓾𝓼𝓮 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓵𝓲𝓽𝔂 𝓲𝓼 𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓫𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓷 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓭𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓶𝓼.❞ Dr. Seuss Judd Birch, the lonely outcast. That's what society projects him as. But to you he's everything. In this cliche tale, the rich loner unexpectedly falls for the new girl. Enjoy this Big Mouth fanfic with all the characters you love. Written: 1/9/21-4/18/21 Edited: 4/10/21-4/18/21