"You can call me daddy." "You cannot be fucking serious." __________ "This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.

Best friends Luke Hemmings and Calum Hood. One's a player and the other one is gay as a rainbow. What will happen when Luke spills hos feelings for Calum?

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When Calum Hood and Luke Hemmings of "5 Seconds of Summer" settle on their mutual feelings for each other, they make one drunken mistake that could send their career and fan base, down the drain.

Sequel to "Cake Mpreg". What happens when boy bander, Luke Hemmings impregnates fellow boy bander, Calum Hood. They give birth to three troublesome triplets, Leighton, Jesse and Kolby. They had managed to keep the secret under control for the time being, avoiding public outings, recording in private studios and at their homes, but what happens a year later when the 1D boys invite them to join them on their 2015 tour after being exempt on their "2014 Where We Are" tour. Will management find out and cancel any funds towards them and banish them from touring with the boys? Will the world find out and discriminate on the gay weirdo freaks that somehow got pregnant? Will the triplets get taken away from them because of their unfortunate circumstances making them seem like unfit parental units? Will Luke's homophobic parents be able to finally accept his choices? Who knows.

I swear I'd burn this city down to show you the light -Sequel to Kiss Me-