These are the many reasons that I believe megamind could be considered an UwU boy.

(Y/n), after attempting suicide, has found a soothing table. But what happens when feelings blossom between the two?

Amy is a hot popular virgin, she can get any guy she wants with a snap. She also has pretty good friends too. One thing though, a new guy Shadow comes in her life. Amy thinks Shadow isn't that into her. So it could take some time but Amy doesn't like waiting. Another problem is he chose the wrong crowd to hang out with. And it's not the popular crowd. How can Amy get her crush now?! Look for the special

Trump just couldn't resist Kermit's graceful green lips.

it was a cold late night in the studio. dr phil and steve Harvey were trapped with no source of warmth besides their naked bodies.

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

Short story about Dr.doofenshmirtz who falls for his enemy. Perry the Platypus.

(Y/n)-chan has just gotten a new job as Roger Doofenshmirtz's secretary. There, she meets the man of her dreams. Read to find out more! (tw: murder, vore)

this got me put on @phlopcops on ig what the fuck no description needed im so sorry

For Best Girl Mineta Minoru 💜 Happy Birthday