"omg! aniki look!" "what- omg!" "y'know what i'm thinking!" "yup!" "let's commit seppuku- ack!" "we talked about this" "...okay?"

"The Akatsuki were settled in their main room, each doing what they usually did. It was peacefully quiet until a familiar voice barked, "Oi-fuckers!" On cue, all of them inwardly sighed, including the emo Uchiha as they didn't even bother to look up as the silver haired Jashinist stomped rather angrily into the hideout. He breathed a heavy sigh like a pissed off cattle before he jerked his thumb behind him, "If any of you laugh, I swear by Jashin, I will sacrifice you all-" That was when a girl about six years old emerged from behind him, looking bored with an almost stoned expression on her face. She was a tanned brunette with roughly chopped hair and a pair of storm grey eyes. There was a spray of freckles on her nose. She was holding a half eaten apple and biting into it, let out a loud crunch that broke the awkward atmosphere." **** Meet Mei-the snarky, sometimes bratty six year old who becomes the newest addition to the Akatsuki.

❝𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐇 𝐌𝐄 𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐓𝐎 𝐊𝐈𝐒𝐒❞ *:･ﾟ✧ in which you teach kuroo english, and he teaches you... other things. kuroo x fem!reader i do not own haikyuu.