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SUMMER NIGHTS | ʟᴏsᴛ ʙᴏʏs 1987. ✔︎  by braeium
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(𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐁𝐎𝐘𝐒 𝐗 𝐅. 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑) ❝All I ever wanted, all I ever needed,❞︎ 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐈𝐍 (F/N) goes to live with her friends mother in Santa Clara, only to find that there are secrets hidden under the bright lights and screams of amusement. ❝︎is here, in my arms.❞︎
The tug that started it all by Bisexual_Queen517
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Y/N Emerson moves to Santa Carla California with her family after her parents divorce. After being forced by her brother Michael to go out she meets for weird bikers. Those four stir up some even weirder feelings...
𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐌 | junior x reader by L0LIV4MPY
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╰・୨୧・ "𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐈𝐍' 𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐈𝐓𝐒 𝐃𝐔𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐏𝐔33𝐘 𝐈𝐍 𝐏𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑 ━" 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 Junior unexpectingly falls for Y/n while in a relation- ship with Lexy. He begins to notice more and more how Lexy acts and decides to leave her all while a posessed killer doll is on the lose. ━━━━━━♡━━━━━━ ❝ 𝙑𝙀𝙉𝙊𝙈 ❞ ❝ 𝙄𝙏𝙎 𝘼 𝙒𝙊𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙎 𝙒𝙊𝙍𝙇𝘿 ❞ ━━━━━━♡━━━━━━ 𝐉𝐮𝐧𝐢𝗼𝐫 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐫 𝐱 𝐅𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 ©L0LIV4MPY 𝖳𝖧𝖤 𝖢𝖧𝖴𝖢𝖪𝖸 𝖲𝖤𝖱𝖨𝖤𝖲 𝖠𝖭𝖣 𝖢𝖧𝖠𝖱𝖠𝖢𝖳𝖤𝖱𝖲 𝖣𝖮𝖭𝖳 𝖡𝖤𝖫𝖮𝖭𝖦 𝖳𝖮 𝖬𝖤 𝖳𝖧𝖤𝖸 𝖡𝖤𝖫𝖮𝖭𝖦 𝖳𝖮 𝖣𝖮𝖭 𝖬𝖠𝖭𝖢𝖨𝖭𝖨 𝖳𝖧𝖤 𝖢𝖱𝖤𝖠𝖳𝖮𝖱.
Liar // Patrick Hockstetter x fem!Reader x Henry Bowers  by ilovemilfs_and_dilfs
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in which [Y/n] Denbrough, the older sister of Georgie and Bill, gets into a lot of trouble due to protecting her younger brother and his friends from the 'Bowers Gang'. A clique full of douchebags, who have nothing better to do than to pick on the kids in town and terrorize them; even with knives or fire. At some point, the feelings of a certain mullet-wearing, blonde-haired boy seem to change and he and the girl get closer to each other, which makes it difficult for [Y/n] and him to keep up the 'we hate us'-act. When Patrick finds out, he isn't quite cool with it... to say the least. /sorry for the uggo cover/ [started: Sep 2021] [finished: June 2023] Some Ranks: 1st on #PatrickHockstetter 1st on #It 2nd on #BowersGang ⚠️This Story will include some poorly written smut ⚠️My book won't follow the plot of the movie ⚠️Some important info on Patrick: -Patrick's fridge still exists -He does know that people are real ⚠️This book is more based off of the 2017 movie than the book or other adaptations ⚠️English isn't my first language and i (currently) haven't prove-read anything, but i still tried to keep my mistakes at a low rate gave up at the end and re-worked some chapt. but i really don't like dis story anymore... Have fun!
Not Out of The Woods (Jeff the Killer x Male Reader) by LonelyOneIndeed
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This story includes gore, domestic violence, homocide, cursing, suicide, dark humor, yelling, police, weapons, sexual content, etc. Life is boring as a side character. Your schedule is repetitive, nothing goes in your favor, and you're left to fend for yourself. With an strange turn of events, a man who tried to kill you ends up in your bed. He's bratty, psychopathic, cocky, and most of all an idiot. Theres nothing to like about him. Even so, he may be the only person who can get you out of the mess he roped you into. Can you really trust this man? Are you willing to abandon everything? He's not a thief, but he may be the one who ends up stealing your heart. ... Even then, are you ready for when he leaves like everyone else? When he leaves with your heart in his hands? Are you going to seek a new heart to share with another or will you keep searching for the one that had been stolen so long ago? ... Maybe Jeff doesn't even notice he has your dying heart with him... but one thing is for sure, it's the fact that heart is only still beating because it's with him. "for once in your life... be selfish for me." -sneak peak from the yet-to-be-released ending A/N I have a really broken sense of humor so most of the story will either be trauma jokes or dick jokes in between dialogue. It may have some angst or NSFW but I'll adjust the plot after I find out what audience this fic reaches. I don't want to be showing 12 year olds NSFW writing nor do I want to bore young adults with "uninteresting content".
The Game [Jeff The Killer x Reader] by CuteHybristophiliac
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I wasn't sure what love was. Everyone spoke of it like a legend. Something sacred that you'd capture if you were lucky. The man I had let take my heart wanted to carve it out of my chest as proof. I tried to forget feeling that way about him. I tried to figure out why I could ever love someone like him. He terrified me but at moments it was like a roller coaster. Up and down I would try to hold on for dear life. I liked how he made me feel alive, knowing he was always there made me feel less alone. He had done something to me I wish he hadn't. When he hurt me every time seemed to get worse and worse but at some point, I had gotten addicted to it. I wanted him to drown me in his hate and make me beg. I knew it was wrong, toxic and unhealthy. The way I felt was bad the only question was does he feel it too? Does he know this is wrong and how bad I want him? I looked up to him, he brushed the hair out of my face gently, eyes locked to mine. I didn't care if he felt the same, it was too late for me. I was intoxicated. His lips brushed softly against mine, teasing my heart strings. He slipped passed my mouth and whispered with that low gruff voice of his that made me melt, "Let's play a game..." WARNING: THIS IS NOT YOUR ORDINARY FANFICTION. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED. MATERIAL MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR SOME. JEFF ISN'T NICE. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED. 1st POV Jeff the killer Fanfic Give it a chance T~T
❥ The umbrella academy imagines and preferences  by SherlockNholmes
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Yeah lol just some preferences and imagines, mostly preferences, for the characters of the new Netflix series "the umbrella academy". *keeps holy water close by*
Umbrella Academy Preferences and Imagines by _LokiIsMyHusband_
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Basically full of Preferences and Imagines and sometimes maybe even Oneshots or X readers for Umbrella Academy Characters!
𝐓𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐚 𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞 || 𝐀 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞 by wajiha09112009
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y/n was the great great granddaughter of Salazar Slytherin himself she craved power but when she started at Hogwarts that changed what happens when she crosses paths with the riddle siblings and they all want to find out more about y/ns past but will y/n survive the cost of the riddles talking a liking in her what happens when they slowly reveal all the secret's of the Salazar blood line that had been hidden for centuries and y/ns past comes back and slowly discovers that the riddles all like her as well as some other people. What if that liking turns into something more of an obsession?. "𝓓𝓪𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰, 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝔀𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓮 𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓶 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓽" "𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓶𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓶𝓮 𝓯𝓮𝓮𝓵 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼 𝓘 𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓘 𝔀𝓪𝓼 𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓪𝓹𝓪𝓫𝓵𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓯𝓮𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰" "𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓬𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭𝓷'𝓽 𝓮𝓼𝓬𝓪𝓹𝓮 𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓶 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓫𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓷𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰" Slow burn romance Also the first few chapter are not the best but as you continue reading it gets better and the story comes together started: January 17 2021 completed:
I'm yours if you're mine | Mattheo Riddle x Reader by lexi111y
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"Do you know who I am?" He whispered huskily against my ear as he held me by my collar in attempt to intimidate me "No and neither do I care."