The title says it all. Well not really. It's mostly about Remus or Sirius since I ship Jily and I hate Peter. But if you want me to do a James or Peter you'll have to request one.

(Aka the Tomalongadingdong™ fic) It was a normal day for Harry. He woke up, made breakfast for his relatives, ate some leftovers, and went out to do the chores set for him. Then it all changed when he accidentally disturbed a snake in the grass. Please do not message me about translations. I'm not accepting them.

~completed~ PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT NO SMUT IN THIS BOOK STOP ASKING ME FOR IT IN THE COMMENTS IM NOT COMFY WITH THAT THANK YOU ~ "fuck you." "patience, baby." ~ in which harry is a power bottom and draco is hopelessly in love with him. ~ this is a texting fic lol. rated mature for mentions of smut and swearing. ~ sequel: crackhead shiz ~ drarry ~ snapchat ~ face claims: draco malfoy: br4ndog on instagram harry potter: acrow59 on instagram

Draco has be in love with Harry Potter ever since 3rd year. When he see someone flirt or get to close to him his protective indices hope in. Question is does Harry like him back and will Harry be found of dracos protection toward him or will he be disgusted by it

My first book. Will be a bit... bad:) Harry Potter oneshots, ya'll !!

These are a collection of all kinds of fanfiction I've written for the dear marauder over a long period of time. Hope you enjoy!

I'm terrible at descriptions so you should just read this? Leave ship suggestions in the comments :) All ships welcome (because why not) All character rights to J.K Rowling (queen) I feel the need to add Crack one shots so these are gonna be weird (maybe not the first one) *some swearing-shhh*

Just a bunch of mediocre Drarry oneshots I write when I can't sleep A lot of it is gonna be random and pretty long There will be fluff, smut, and other stuff I can think of, but nothing too extreme I can take requests if you want, but I do have some lines I won't cross (message me for details)

Idk it's gay HxD Drarry, want me write smut?

Random Draco x Harry one shots I decided to write. Please note that these stories are fluff stories only. No smut! If you don't like Drarry, click off now! You have been warned.