Sitting on a roof. The soft green muscular giant sat there, legs dangling. The only one who wasn't drunk. I had to talk to him. He was beautiful. I had to talk to him. Info: Gordon Ramsay's Pov. A lot of photoshop images. Good plot-twist. Weird as fuck. Many characters such as strippers Zebras, furries, and a hot cat. The first book of a whole series I wrote, such as '' Shrek's daughter complicated love story''. My goal is to get 666 views. Chapters aren't too long. Plz enjoy, and good luck. You might have nightmares. :) _Jinja_

Shrek is a contestant on Hell's Kitchen but, the mean ignorant host seems to be...kinder than he is to the others. Much. Much. Kinder... Buckle your seatbelts motherfuckers because, in one fanfic I'm going to tell you a story I only made up 2 hours ago. So sit down, shut up, and enjoy my 4am vitamin water induced writing extravaganza!

Three children realize they're trapped in the basement of a crazy woman who claims to be their mother, and forces them to call her "Mommy". __________________ created February 4th, 2017 IMPORTANT NOTICE - if you're reading this story on a site that is not www.wattpad.com then you could be at risk of a malware attack. Furthermore, please go to this link: www.wattpad.com/user/z0mbies, and report to me where you are reading this story. Thank you. WARNING: This story contains distressing material. Reader discretion advised. The characters in this book are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.

THIS IS A JOKE I DO NOT PORTRAY UC CHARACTERS SO HORRIBLY LIKE THIS IF YOU ARE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH ANYTHING I'VE WRITTEN INVOLVING YOUR CHARACTER I'LL GLADLY TAKE IT DOWN I AM ONLY DOING THIS BECAUSE ITS FUNNY TO WRITE THIS WILL JUST BE SOMETHING I DO FOR WRITING WARMUP OR SOMETHING I AM ENTIRELY JOKING DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY

A bob Ross fanfic, twitch.tv/paigeexe

Two polar opposites meet in what seems like the most unusual twist of fate. On one end, you're quiet, modest, sharp-tongued. On the other, he's calculating, oddly charismatic, and he's got an odd bunch of friends that like to hang around. Even as you try your best to get through the school year without making ties with anyone, destiny keeps throwing you at the feet of your town's resident psychopath. You've both got your issues, and you both find that you get along quite well. The chemistry is evident, but you're either oblivious to it, or you refuse to admit it's there. *art cred: https://www.webstagram.me/hisokas_aesthetic

This story has a lot of violent kinks If u are a gentle type of person I'm afraid this story is not for u But this is my first story and I hope u enjoy it😁 This also has a LOT of mistakes in it from not proof reading before I posted like on part two with the ages.