This is a joke. I hope you laugh. I started this durring theater club in 2019. Thanks for reading!

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you

you meet thatveganteacher at a vegan protest...

!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ

-cover by me- Jacob Sartorius is a musical.ly star and a singer. Donald Trump is the president of the United States and has a burning passion of building walls. Are they made for each other? (the answer is yes) fifth harmony and camila are also main characters in this story.

A bob Ross fanfic, twitch.tv/paigeexe

SpongeBob has a rap battle with Miley Cyrus. When Miley finds out that SpongeBob has epic rapping skills, she wants her revenge. So what does she do? She uses her wrecking ball to destroy Bikini Bottom. Can SpongeBob stop her before it's too late?

One day ur shopping at TESCO and then u run into the one and only Boris Johnson.

A cringey guide to murder lmao no longer continued Best Rankings: #1 in 57 #1 in howtogetawaywithmurder #6 in potato #10 in die