Shrek is living with Fiona and his uGlY kids. Shrek is not satisfied with his life anymore. Until one day, everything changes.

Will include; Fluff, Lemon, Smut and more. (Author disclaimer; THIS IS A JOKE! DON'T SPAM ME WITH HATE PLEASE.) "I have been naughty~" Y/N smirked gliding her hands against his stomach.

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When yn starts high school she worries that she won't be accepted. But the day before school starts she runs into a guy with anger issues while walking to the park to sing away her worries. He says some very romantic things to her. Yn starts to wonder if she's in love. Then they meet again on yn's first day of high school at ua. What happens next? Yn x bakugou Yn slander TW: yn

🚫18+🚫 (Just a warning, I know some if y'all aren't 18 👀) Yes this is purely satire but I promise it will be interesting. I'm going to update whenever and idk if I'll even finish it so bear with me 😹 Also smut and swearing warning for gay and hetero seggs 👁👅👁 All of you reading this are going to hell so I'll see you there. Also please don't forget to vote and comment for reach love you!!!

Read about the urban legends and horrors of soggy fries and frozen beef. Some of these nightmares are real(ish), but you're safe...you're at Wendy's...right?

"I...I love you" "I love you too. But I love me more."