when you first started dating Elmo you thought he was a sweet, soft, kind guy. But it didn't take long before you found out he was a mafia Mafia boss. how will this mafia stuff affect your life?is Elmo really the right guy for you? will big bird steal your heart? there's only one way to find out read the story! this is a crackhead story. sorry

For some reason this isn't really a massive joke??

This is a slow burn about all of my favorite people/characters

For my momma tammy

Somebody once asked me "when are you updating?", but no one once asked me "how are you updating?" 😣 F So anyways I was feeling so fucking horny 4 Shrek and watched Shrek 1 over and over for 69 hours and while nutting my nut on Shrek poster I realized Shronkey was canon. It was hidden in plain sight. How? Here are the signs you dense shrekfuckers missed.