Wren Arroyo's wolf was broken. Born without a complete sense of smell, Wren knew he would never have that magical moment when true mates smell each other and meet, but he was okay with that. Joshua Hansen, soon-to-be-beta of his pack, didn't know a visit to a neighboring pack would give him his mate. His only problem? His mate had no clue they had a mate bond. Then throw an alpha boyfriend, not very helpful friends, and a lot of awkwardness in and mix it all together to create Wren and Joshua's not-so-perfect love story. But those are the best kinds of stories, right? BOOK 1

- cover by me! - spoilers for chapter 2 of deltarune - as of now, this story is entirely platonic - gender neutral reader - lowercase is intentional (read: i'm too lazy to fix it, so i won't) you are an amnesiac monster with no idea where you are or how you got here. all you want is to regain your memory, but things are complicated a bit when a tiny salesman refuses to leave you alone.

"𝙃𝙀𝙔 𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙔 !" " 𝙏𝙃𝙍𝙀𝙀 𝙑𝙄𝙎𝙄𝙏𝙊𝙍𝙎 𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙄𝙉𝙎𝙄𝘿𝙀? 𝙒𝙃𝙊 𝘼𝙍𝙀 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙁𝙀𝙒?" "𝘿𝙊𝙉'𝙏 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙆𝙉𝙊𝙒 𝙃𝙊𝙒 𝙏𝙊 𝙂𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝘼 𝙉𝙀𝙒 𝙋𝘼𝙇?" ▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ˚✩ ⋆｡˚ ✩ ┊ ┊ ┊ ✫ ┊ ┊ ︎✧ ┊ ┊ ✯ ┊ . ˚ ˚✩ 𝗜𝗻 𝗮 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗳𝗮𝗰𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝘂𝗺𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗮 𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗶𝘁𝘆, 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗮 𝗿𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴. 𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗼, 𝗻𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗯𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘆𝗼𝘂. 𝗔𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗼𝗳 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗲𝘀, 𝗻𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝗯𝘂𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸. 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝘀𝗼 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲 𝘂𝗽 𝘂𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗹 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗻𝘀, 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗮 𝗺𝘆𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝘄𝗮𝗸𝗲𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗼𝘄𝗻. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝗰𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝗮 𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗲𝘅𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁.

I have no idea if this is original I was just playing the game and randomly had an AU idea- THE COVER IS NOT MY ART (idk the artist I just found the image on Google ._.) anyways into the actual description: this is an AU where before the spamton NEO fight Susie and Ralsei are too late and spamton absorbs kris's soul, this is told from Kris and spamtons POV! kinda similar to that one AU (I can't remember the name ;-;) where sans absorbs the human souls and you get to see them interact I guess- I'm just waiting this for fun and I just thought if I'm gonna write it might as well share my idea! forgive me if it's not very good I'm not exactly a good writer- ('-﹏-'；) anyways that's pretty much all!! if I get the time I will do a Q&A!! that's if anyone even sees this anyway- that's about it onto the actual book!

What if Susie and Ralsei where too late to saving Kris from Spamton? [I've edited earlier chapters to the right pronouns sorry about that] Characters: Noelle Berdly Spamton Seam Susie Ralsei Kris Chara

Why are you here? For adventure? For lust? For a need to quench your thirst for cringe content or to satisfy your need to watch a menace to society weave this woeful tale? [[This Fanfiction does include a Spoiler warning for those who have not finished Deltarune Chapter 2. Fair warning for the cringefest ahead.]] If you answered yes to any of those questions, then congrats, you're [100th customer]! So prepare for a trip to [Heaven] with a [workout ready body], cause your [prayers] have been answered by [Number 1 rated salesman1997], SPAMTON G. SPAMTON. ENJOY!

Uh this might be a real thing now? Still gonna be filled with crack. [HIATUS]

Who knew falling asleep in the library while studying would lead you to finding the love of you life. (Mainly fluff and angst but there might be smut if I feel like it lol) (ALSO SPAMTON IS AVERAGE HIEGHT IN THIS IM SORRY-)

Spamton hitting kind of a rock bottom, barely having any energy to do something and afraid of some "being on the phone". Swatch knows the energetic guy he was knew was still in him and tries to make anything to cheer the little guy up, even sharing some pieces of themselves. Maybe this could be a new experience for both. ---- A self-indulgent Swatchton little fic. I just want them to be happy together. --- Cover picture from: @kaomogi on Tumblr