A harmless white snake... right? As long as they don't bite or harm you, nothing's wrong. Little do you know that there is much more to watch out for than you think. A snake who lost his pride... a snake who isn't just a snake. What will happen?
One day, Dream gets notified that a new person texted him on twitter. He decided to check it out as the person seemed, interesting~ [THINGYS!] -no r@p3 -smut (warnings when happining and over with breed explanation) -plottwists -weird plot -s3xu@l scenes -k! Nks -no sencoring in smut parts,but slight sencoring in n...
Shrek and Barry meet under some odd circumstances but they see potential in their relationship. Not even a shocking turn of events can deter their love and lust for eachother.
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.