the title says it all and if you're from my Elmo x reader your a real one😎

Get out of here you have been warned... 3k 11/25/20 5K?? 3/15/21 17K!! 5/10/22

When Hanji experiments on Eren she realises his Titan ability can do the impossible.

Jacob Smit for u horny betches.

a breathtaking short novel about two star crossed lovers. you will feel so many emotions reading this. enjoy.

You Love Elmo so much you will be with him.

A man named Elmo and a man puppet named Kermit fall in love. They were childhood friends, but Kermit moved away, instead of living on Sesame Street, he lives on Disappointment island. That 384738377 miles away from his love. What will he do? We have no clue. Why? Because none of this happens in the story. Again, why? Because my friend and I are fuckers.

idk how to write I'm sorry I lack basic grammar but we're gonna ignore that✋. You probably won't understand this unless you've read Pengiwens Marauders series and a certain bigots comments :) This follows the story of Barney, Hania and her favourite necrophilliac.❤

I am so sorry, you are probably here from my comment on TikTok

All hail the new leader