Hermione Granger was left at the Altar by Ronald Weasley- who didn't even bother turning up for the wedding. She sat at home in tracksuit pants and a big jumper eating ice cream and watching movies. One day when she goes out for groceries (more ice-cream) she literally runs into an old "peer" from Hogwarts. As they catch up over coffee, she finds out that she is needed to help him get out of an argument with his mother. Will the fake romance stay fake or become real?

*pretend* there are lots of ships, drama and weird things in here I WROTE THIS WHEN I WAS 12 I WARN YOU NOW, VERY VERY MESSY , READ AT YOUR OWN RISK [completed]