ⓑⓕⓑ ⓢⓗⓘⓟⓢ! These are small, one part stories that have cute or angsty endings to them. Feel free to request! I will mostly be writing about ships I like, but I will take requests.

i just fricked a wall and it feeled good (swear warning)

basically the description of the game

i'll show art that i make from time to time! usually based on whatever hyperfixation im having at the time

When Loser asks Leafy out on a "private meetup" to check out one of those new seesaw swingsets, she can't help but be excited! But also suspicious, of course. Does he really just want to be friends? Or is he after something else? She might just be willing to take the risk if it means she won't be alone. *✭˚･ﾟ✧*･ﾟ*✭˚･ﾟ✧*･☆~Taken place *between* episodes 1 and 3~☆･ﾟ✧*･ﾟ*✭˚･ﾟ✧*･˚✭*

A collection of standalone Inanimate Insanity short stories I've written over the years! These scraps can mostly be read in less than five minutes. Though the subject matter and approach varies considerably, they all offer a taste of different concepts - much like you can taste a variety of free samples at Costco. The Latest: "Take the Third Option" Knife and Cheesy have to take care of something for Mic. [Cheesy & Knife]

REQUEST BOX IS CLOSED!! Gender Neutral reader Characters: - Mephone4 - Mephone4S - Mepad - Paper - Orange Juice - Knife - Pickle - Taco - Nickel - Baseball - Apple - Marshmallow - Balloon - Paintbrush - Lightbulb - Bow - Salt and Pepper - Microphone - Cherries - Suitcase - Test Tube - Cheesy - Fan - Trophy - Tissues - Soap - Yin-Yang - Lifering - Cabby - Candle - Clover - Silver Spoon - Blueberry - Goo - Tea Kettle - The Floor - Dr. Fizz

basically a dump for my random stories, art and whatever. With alot of cursing and unfunny jokes just skip up like 30 or so chapters and that should be at least a little better, unless your reading standards are low and mephone4 and loser are gods to me

I kinda lost interest in a lot of object shows so- yeah... I will take any requests! if you request a specific character uhhh I may or may not recognize them!! I will either research them or when you make a request you can list what their personality is like and what they are from! EXAMPLES: TPOT Inanimate Insanity 2 Yet another gameshow +×+×+×+×+×+×+×+×+×+×+×+×+×+ I will update when I have time/every free weekend so be patient!