❝I ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴡᴇ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴀʟʟ ɢᴏ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴏᴏᴍ ᴀɴᴅ sᴀʏ ᴡʜʏ ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ʜᴇʀᴇ. Eɪɢʜᴛ? Yᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ʜᴇʀᴇ ʟᴏɴɢᴇsᴛ, ᴄᴀʀᴇ ᴛᴏ sʜᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴛᴏʀʏ?❞ ❝Iᴛ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ sᴇʟғ ᴇxᴘʟᴀɴᴀᴛᴏʀʏ. I'ᴍ ᴀɴ ᴀʟᴄᴏʜᴏʟɪᴄ ᴀɴᴅ sᴜɪᴄɪᴅᴀʟ ᴜɴ-ɢʀᴏᴡɪɴɢ ᴛᴇᴇɴᴀɢᴇʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ sᴜᴘᴇʀᴘᴏᴡᴇʀs. Wʜᴏᴏ.❞ [ umbrella academy season 1 ] [ oc x no. five ] [ i do not own umbrella academy or netflix ]

"The world is ending and I'm just about to YOLO it" *✭˚･. *. ･ﾟ✧* *✭ *✭˚･. ﾟ✧*･･. "Y/n if we die I'm ﾟ✧*. Totally blaming you" *✭˚･. ･ﾟ✧* ﾟ✧*･･. ✧*･ ﾟ**✭˚･ﾟ. *✭ "I guess I'm getting blamed" *✭˚･. *. ･ﾟ✧* *✭ *✭˚･. ﾟ✧*･･. "You aren't funny." ﾟ✧*. *✭˚･. ･ﾟ✧*ﾟ**✭˚･ﾟ. *✭ "You're right. I'm hilarious." *✭˚･. *. ･ﾟ✧* *✭ *✭˚･. ﾟ✧*･･. In October 1989, 43 women gave birth but the fact was none of them were pregnant when the day began. Sir Reginald Hargreeves adopted 7 and thus became the Umbrella Academy. But little did they know 30 years later, they'd need to seek a #43 to stop an apocalyptical force, their own sister Vanya. Number Five x reader (female reader) Warnings: Language Death And more! Haha funnnn (I recommend reading in black and the text be times new Roman!)