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Eva Robinson was just trying to go home to her tiny apartment and microwave her frozen burrito. She wasn't expecting to be kidnapped, let alone taken halfway across the world. Now, living with several, unfairly hot Mafia men, she's taken it upon herself to make their lives a living Hell. ............ (A lot like other Mafia stories, only the guy isn't a total dick and the girl is a tad bit crazy) #1 in popculture (06/25/21) #1 in schizophrenia (at some point, I don't remember, you're just gonna have to trust me) #1 in kindashort (06/30/21) #1 in sadending (08/22/21) #1 in russianmafia (10/23/21) #8 in funny (08/28/21) #8 in crazy (10/31/21) Runner up in the seasonal contests, summer 2021

𝐎𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐞, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲'𝐫𝐞 𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞. 𝐎𝐟𝐟 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐞, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲'𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐬, 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧 𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐜𝐢𝐫𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤-𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐩 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧. 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐫. 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐩𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐚𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭. 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐉𝐄𝐍𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐀 𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐰-𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐜 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜, 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐋𝐌𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐒 𝐡𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬, 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐭 𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭?

Jeremy's Squip somehow got a bug after the Squipcident and now there are five voices in his head that he can't shut off, even with Mountain Dew Red. So he is constantly having to ignore them the best he can while surviving highschool and attempting to start and keep a romantic relationship with Christine, as well as making sure he doesn't hurt Michael again. Long story short, Jeremy probably needs hugs and migraine medicine. TW: swearing possible mentions of past self harm I think that's it

Smiles of Death Book 2 Children of Woe Oh shit, here we go again.

When photography student, Willow Kennedy, gets offered an internship with her college's renowned ice hockey team, The Michigan Wolverines, she anticipates three things: 1) Her twin brother being an unbearable and over-protective nightmare. 2) Her photographs not making any real impact whatsoever. 3) The team completely shutting out the curly-haired girl pointing a camera in their faces. What Willow didn't take into account, however, was the Wolverine's team captain. Rumoured NHL first draft pick, dreamboat and total game changer- Tate Wilder. With his infectious dimpled smile, sparkling green eyes and addictive personality, Tate quickly turns Willow's internship into a life-changing and eye-opening experience- one filled with love, friendship and opportunities. Willow didn't meet the Michigan Wolverines looking for love, and funnily enough neither did Tate, but love soon found them. ********* "Pretty please?" Her lip juts out in an irresistible pout and you'd almost think she was a sweet innocent flower judging by the puppy dog eyes she's flashing me. But that image is little tarnished by the hand she has dipped into my boxers. I can feel my Adams apple bob as I reply. "O-okay. Fine, you win this time." The smile I get in response is absolutely blinding. A full, mega-watt grin with teeth, crinkled eyes and blush on the apples of her cheek. I'll let her win everything if I get that fucking smile in return.

Caught covering for his troublemaker friend, Caster Alaric Troy Callisto finds himself in the middle of a scandal that forces the school dean to involve their parents. In order for him to breathe, Caster's parents send him away alone to their vacation house in Cebu. That's where he meets Levaunni Mikhail Orlova, a journalism student, who's competing for LHEPC. Callisto tends to be the kind of person who is known, remembered, and approached first. He is also the type to forget people's faces and names, simply because he doesn't make the effort to remember them. But after that one encounter with Orlova, he doesn't just remember him, he lingers in his thoughts and stirs his curiosity. For the first time, he takes the initiative to approach someone first, wanting to know him better. Yet, what lies on the other side of that connection may be the very thing that keeps pushes his curiosity into another level. Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to real persons or events is purely coincidental.

Slaughter High is now available on bookstores for just 58 pesos! Grab a copy and don't miss out on Parker and the gang's deadly journey! <3

Draco Malfoy Imagines So I actually started this book about four years ago and as I get older I am constantly updating it. I am in the middle of a mass update, I am soo sorry about any grammar errors or structure errors I am in the middle of fixing that! :)

Two years after Moana returns to Motunui, her life seems to have gone back to what it was before Te Fiti. Chiefly duties outweigh the calling of the sea, Maui has been gone for what seems like ages, and Moana's unhappiness returns, but is now self inflicted. However, destiny has big plans for its 'Little Ocean'. After swallowing one of Auahitūroa's (God of Comets) stars by accident, Tangaroa (God of the Sea) gives his heart to the Ocean so it will be protected from Auahitūroa's wrath. Somehow (but not really a mystery) Moana comes across the heart on the shores of Motunui. It unfortunately comes with a few consequences, including a new relationship with the water, conscious tattoos which come from nowhere and Moana's new status as a Demigoddess of the Great Ocean, and half-daughter of Tangaroa. What could possibly go wrong?