"Alright, you horny little shits, let's talk about sex,"

"You can call me daddy." "You cannot be fucking serious." __________ "This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.

"How'd you meet him?" "I kind of just, you know, fell into his arms half naked."

cause in this story, ashton has a twin, and this is her life now. all rights reserved fanciest—2014