Since my last book did well here's another fanfic If you are my mother please get my therapy this is the 1000 time I asked like seriously dude, I am screwed in the head Edit: Wow! This book is blowing up way more than I expected😂 thank you to all readers, voters, and commenters for staying by! Remember to get out and vote this election! Good luck to all americans out there 10/22/20: We are #1 in #ihatetrump! Thank you for all the reads, votes, and comments, all my friends are so concerned:)) 10/24/20 we are #1 in Democrat! Aaaa I am about to scream idk because there's 4 men breaking into my house or the fact that my book is too good 10/24/20: we are #1 in greenparty, ndp, liberal, and joebiden2020 woohoo! 11/5/20 WE GOT 1K VEIWS LETS GO BABYYY 07/17/21 5K VIEWS WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO 05/10/22 10K VIEWS I CANT BELIEVE IT

My life is too fucked up to not make a Quackity themed crackfic I write sometime and when i write i don't write much

It's a new school year, and Joe is late to his first day; on his way, he runs into a beautiful man, who just so happens to be his rival in the upcoming school election. Will he put aside his love and crush the opponent? Or will he find a way to make this forbidden love work out?

What happens when Shrek and Dr. Phil meet at a club?

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.