Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Kurt and Blaine are getting ready to spend summer together, and Kurt is determined for it to be perfect. But Blaine has been hiding something from Kurt... How will it affect their first summer as a couple?

Justin and Kade. Two very close friends, who are both (supposedly) straight. Until one kiss equals a bunch of uncontrollable feelings and a confession from both sides.

Liam Payne has a secret. He is in love with his straight best friend Niall Horan. He wish he could be happy like his two gay friends Louis and Harry but he can't keep his mind of Niall. He loves everything about him. Liam is convinced Niall will never love him. What Liam doesn't know, is Niall has some secrets of his own...

The two books in the I'm Gay, He's Straight series: -I'm Gay, He's Straight. -Kiss Me Like You Did. See inside for full blurbs :)

Alex thinks he has the perfect relationship with boyfriend Gary. When Dexter moves in next door to Alex, things start to get complicated. Everyone Dexter meets seems to develop feelings for him, and even though he's straight, Alex can't help but start to fall for him. These concerns he outlines in his brutally honest diary, while also dealing with his psychotic best friend Andie and his parents' divorce.

Kurt and Blaine broke up years ago. Blaine was nothing more than a memory to Kurt when all of a sudden, Blaine's face appears in the most unexpected of places. Collab-fic with the amazing _darkflame_, come check it out, it's really neat! :)

Maxwell Evans is used to being abused by everyone. Why? because he is beautiful with his giant baby like blue eyes and heartbreaking smile, he is a magnet for women...and men. He is always surrounded by girls and has never had one male friend in life, this causes boys to beat him because they think his gay or they want him. Moving to a new school for fresh start he qucikly falls victim to Erick Carter, the schools hottest guy who picks people up just to dump them again. Max finds his first male friend who doesnt know what he is. Erick knows he straight...until he meets Max. Two curious boys and both want to find out what they are....Max soon finds himself in a twisted triangle.

What happens when you fall in love with your best friend? Not only best friend, but also band mate. Will Liam Payne finally get his chance with Louis Tomlinson after a nasty break up? Or will he be rejected by the older boy?