Metro man isn't the only one with powers, the only problem is you are too scared to use them till it's too late. After the sad death if Metro man, Megamind is seeking a new hero to fight, but his choice in hero isn't deemed to what he wants it to be, so now its up to you to not only help save Metro City and Roxanne, but also keeping a forbidden love between you and a certain blue skinned alien. That is until Hal, the escaped convict and ex supervillian decides to get his revenge. (This is basically to help me practice writing, even though its technically not my prompt but I do hope you enjoy!!) (Also very very slow updates, sorry guys I'm in College lmao)

Shrek and you have known each other since you were both children. You one day realize that you love and and he admits he loves you! But a tragic accident could change everything.

A forbidden romance blossoms between two unlikely men. Their passion for politics was one thing but their passion for each other was another. Can this love affair last, or will the pressures of those around them break their special bond?

Kool aid man and gordan do the naughty (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

**NSFW** Read responsibly!! This is SATIRE and meant for an 18+ audience. Keep this in mind when reading please! I do not genuinely condone what may be written or support the ships written about, again this is all meant as satire.

Lyrics to Ed Sheeran's songs from the ÷ album Sorry if some of them are wrong I just got them from Genius lyrics ;)

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