In a world where everyone is born with their eye color and their soul mates eye color, you can imagine the happiness people feel when they find their soulmate. The Tucker family has moved from town to town, the reason is all because of Craig. His parents worry that he'll never find his soulmate, so they constantly move hoping that they'll find his soulmate. Craig lost hope in finding his other half, he felt like it was a lost cause. That was until he moved to South Park. There he found Tweek, who also didn't expect to find his soulmate. Them meeting is bizarre, and them being soulmates is an even crazier situation. Soulmate AU

A paranoid nervous wreck, a stoic troublemaker, and a poor playboy all look for love in the small town of South Park. To what lengths are the teenagers willing to go to get someone by their side? #54 in South Park Cover art by runmonsterun on Tumblr (go check them out they're awesome!) All characters and settings are owned by Matt Stone and Trey Parker

Craig seems to be the only one remembering Kenny dying - besides Eric, of course. And after Craig confronts him, Kenny starts hanging out with the stoic boy more. But not everything goes out as what Kenny planned.

Craig and Clyde have done it now, they've pissed off the drama teacher. She isnt happy, and as a punishment she forces them to join in on this years production of Alice in Wonderland. Unfortunately for Craig, his old enemy Tweek Tweak is one of the star roles. As he is forced to help Tweek learn his lines, get him in costume and basically serve him Craig realises he might not hate Tweek as much as he thought. However, it's not better for Clyde. He's forced to help out with costume and set, which he hates, but there is one good thing about the situation; the cute costume designer COVER BY @TOKIMASU

"I'm scared. I don't want to go out there and face the world alone." "Then don't. Stay here with me." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ For his 11th birthday, Craig's grandmother buys him a new bed. The mattress itself is a foot and a half off the ground. Perfect for a person to hide under. Craig invites Kenny to sleep over for his birthday. Kenny ends up sleeping under the bed. Craig wakes up to crying. He scoots under the bed and lays there with him, comforting him. They both fall asleep. Craig's bed then becomes a safe place. After a bad day, Kenny will walk over and crawl under the bed. Craig's used to it.

Tweek was Craig's first love, until he moved away. They had forgotten each other, but will they remember when Tweek comes back to town? Update: ranked #5 in Craig on 5/12/18 Update: ranked #660 in fanfiction on 12/29/17 (I do not own South Park or any pictures)

How is it that four guys all have their eye on the same twitchy blonde? Is South Park gay again? Or is there something in the air?

UNDER EDITING - SPELLING ERRORS In this book, I have one ultimate goal: to piss of the fandom.

"Eaves dropper is back! Hey everyone! Eaves dropper is back!!" Those are the words nobody at South Park high school want to hear. Eaves dropper is back and bigger, smarter and faster then ever! Except it's not a rat... It's a student! Will everyone's secrets be put in the open? Most likely, eaves dropper never gives up.

Craig and Tweek hate each other. Following the first fight, came more. They fought so much, an intervention was held at some point. While they may hate each other, they can't seem to stay away from each other. Even when they argue, there seems to be an excited twinkle in each teens eye, a hint of a smile on each teens lips. It's strange. How can two hate each other so much but still hang out? It's caused a lot of questions and theories, the main one claiming they're in love. And, it's not just the other students who believe it. Friends, family, everyone seems to be whispering behind Craig and Tweek's backs, all the same three worded phrase: 'They're definitely dating.'