My awkward rants about the cliche books on Wattpad. (The title kind of says it all, but I don't like seeing a blank Description box) I hope you enjoy my apparent ability to make people laugh. Warning: these are my spur-of-the-moment thoughts. Some stuff may or may not come across as being extremely critical or harsh, but I assure you, I'm NOT trying to tell you to do a complete 180 and delete everything cliche in your books. These are merely my thoughts, not a "How to Be a Perfect Writer" guide. Okee dokee? :) Highest rank: Humor #80, Rant #1 !!!!

"Here you go, you shall be safe" Peter mutters, catiously handing over the child to her crying mother, feeling his face staining with blood under his mask. "Wh-who are you?" asks the Mother, immediately embracing her little girl child. The police cars screeching as they race onto the bridge, armed police-men appearing through the heaven-ward twirling smoke, all guns pointed at Peter. Citizens rushing into chaos of screams and cries, the night collapsing into a impending disaster. Flashes of light fall onto the Peter, sirens ringing, asking him to surrender. He looks up at the night sky, the OsCorp Tower blazing with a cosuming inferno, objects engulfing into the enormous portals. He turns to the surprised mother, his mask lenses withering, and blood dripping from his nose. "You, you can call me--Spiderman!" Peter stammers, before stretching out his arm and swinging into the darkness. Gunshots whirling behind him... 🕸🕸🕸 Peter Parker, a 14 year old, sickly, nerdy, orphan boy from Queens who often finds himself in troubles at school, amongst people and society, wishes he had some 'cool' genes to impress the people around. Nevertheless his failed attempt to find a place among the surging contest of the world, he is chosen by a world far beyond the concepts of ours. When a genetically modified radioactive spider's bite transforms his life; exposing him to a world of superstrength, dangers, life-threatening choices, fame and adventure, Peter must wield his powers to disvover his responsibilties. This is the story of our Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-man, written by a super-fan for other super-fans. Its a work of dedication, study and extreme devotion for superheroes. Affiliated by Marvel Comics, India itslef, I bring to you the surprisingly vast world of Spider-man. A superhero you can believe, a character you can relate. #tsc Participant for The Seasonal Awards. Hope you enjoy it! So, get ready to swing through the cities...wohoooo!

എന്റെ വള്ളി ട്രൗസര്‍ വളരെ പഴയതാണ് .. ഓര്‍മകളൊക്കെ ചികഞ്ഞെടുത്ത് തുന്നികൂട്ടിയ ഒരു പഴയ ട്രൗസര്‍. കഥയെന്നോ അനുഭവങ്ങളെന്നോ പറയാം . അനുഭവങ്ങള്‍ തന്നെയാണ് കഥ. ഞങ്ങളിരട്ട സഹോദരങ്ങളാണ് .. കഥയിലെ കഥാപാത്രങ്ങളും ഞങ്ങള്‍ തന്നെ.. രസകരമായ അനുഭവങ്ങള്‍ രസകരമായി തന്നെയെഴുതാന്‍ ശ്രമിച്ചിട്ടുണ്ട് .. തെറ്റുകള്‍ ക്ഷമിക്കുമല്ലോ ?? കഥ വായിച്ച് അഭിപ്രായങ്ങളും വിമര്‍ശനങ്ങളും അറിയിക്കുമല്ലോ ???