not satire!!

You were in the system from the day you were born until you were 7. That's when Rivers Cuomo adopted you. These are a compilation of stories of you (the reader) and Dad (Rivers) and your little adventures and fun experiences over the years. Enjoy! Side Note: This is written with gender neutral pronouns to be inclusive to all readers

Brian Bell & Rivers Cuomo of weezer, this is kinda a joke kinda not...enjoy 😁 these are just some short stories since I'm horrible about dragging out a plot a lot of nsfw & smut because it's fun

the members of weezer get into a mess, a messy mess of love. i don't wanna give to many spoilers. co written by my friend scott, we come up with the basic plot and story line for each chapter, so credit to him for a lot of this! enjoy!

it's the year 1994. rivers and the rest of his band Weezer are working on producing the Blue album, when he suddenly catches feelings for his band mate Brian

cover art drawn by my friend savannah!! as goofy as the title sounds this is more serious ish, im pretty excited for this one! the whole plot for this is based on one single song actually, not even the official song, its demo! the demo is of "you won't get with me tonight" duetted by Brian Bell & Rivers Cuomo. Slightly also inspired by rivers project "songs from the black hole" in some ways, with some of the songs influencing this. ofc in my own way and my own story anyway, hope you enjoy!

Rivers Cuomo, celebrity and lead singer of Weezer, also known as your best friend since childhood. After a tediously long time of him being gone, you began to miss him. Rivers decided to take a break from his career and spend time with friends and family, leaving you two to have many fun adventures while he's with you.

🌸Some random pictures of Joji.🌸

Mark is, well, a jerk to say the least. Though David has learned to put up with the attitude of his best friend. It didn't bother him anymore, until David started feeling strange. And now, all he wants to do is not look like a fool in front of Mark. (Cover by CheeseAndQuackers on Amino) (Characters are not mine and are property of Cartoon Network, this is merely a fan creation)

Idk what to put here but this is my first story 👴 So, It might be really cringey 😭😭😭