This is an Au focused around Grian and Mumbo, other hermits might appear throughout. More info in the first part.

*Art credits not mine! If this is your work and you want it taken down please tell me!* Mumbo gets a hermit challenge from an anonymous challenger, finding it more challenging than he initially thought. That's a lot of challenges. (All of the information in here is from Google, if it's wrong I'm sorry. Also, don't ship real people! I'm shipping their hermitcraft personas only!) [Side note: this is taken from Google Docs, where I wrote on a computer, to copy-pasted on wattpad, where I use my phone. So that's why the formatting is absolute rubbish. Also I use the word "orbs" one time and I apologize for that, but otherwise it's quite good.]

A short hurt/comfort Grumbo fic.

'Being tortured isn't that bad once you get used to it' After years of the AHA, or Annihilating Hazardous Anomalies, plucking his feathers from his wings and torturing him, Grian has lost all hope of getting out of his chains. Until one day a new employee comes in and instead of torturing him, he sets Grian free. I do not ship any of the real people, only their personas. This is my first story so if you have anything that you don't like please tell me and I will improve from it! There is blood and gore in this story so if you don't like that sort of stuff then don't read this. There is also LGBT+ so don't read if your homophobic. The cover art is not mine but I couldn't find who drew it to give credit. If anyone knows I will gladly tag them for credit.

What Xisuma wanted to come out of his little competition was some kindness to his community, a good 200 bucks for a local charity of the winners choosing. What he didn't expect to come out of it? He didn't expect everyone who signed up to cross the finish line as a different person. ... "I've never seen Bdubs that mad..." "Can I.. er.. put my hands on yours?" "You gotta ask him out while we're here man!" "Sorry I... I get in my head when I'm nervous." "I can't lose my best friend this way." "I just talked to Rendog. Holy shit I just talked to Rendog." "Just to be the man who walked 1000 miles for you, Tango!" "I genuinely have no clue what's going on." "Just ask him for his number, it's that easy!" "He's going to drive straight into us-" ... (COMPLETED) (13.7k Words in Total)

Evil X returns to Hermitcraft, causing chaos to break loose. The smell of impending doom is in the air. The most unexpected things happen... yada yada yada. If this is the vaguest description you've ever read, I'll consider it a success. Note: I do not endorse the shipping of the hermits in real life; I am only shipping their minecraft personas! Also note: The art used for the cover is not mine!! Ships: Grian x Mumbo Cub x scar Impulse x Tango x Zedaph Ren x Doc Jevin x Evil X (...or Xisuma)

This is a story of my creation based on the hermitcraft characters! There will be some shipping (#Grumbo) but no smut. Some violence, and maybe some PG-13 language, but NOTHING having to do with serious mental illness, self harm, or suicide. This is an AU using only the characters. It has nothing to do with the actual people and is not meant to make them upset or uncomfortable in any way, it's just for fun. I will update the story regularly so check back for new chapters once or twice a week. hope you enjoy! Cover Art Credit Stress Picture - u/yattwud on reddit Iskall Picture - keuwibloom on tumblr False Picture - apasserbyinpink on wattpad Xisuma Picture - u/xXPolichXx Grian Picture - u/Eva1000 on reddit Ren Picture - everything_is_a_paradox on picpanzee Mumbo Picture - trying to find the person but haven't yet Doc Picture - trying to find the person but haven't yet

A bunch of oneshots for you to (hopefully) enjoy! ((the cover is a place holder for now))

Ships: Grian/Mumbo, Bdubs/Doc, Beef/Etho, Ren/Iskall, Cub/Scar Just a collection of hermitcraft oneshots and stories set at various different times in season seven and eight! (First season eight oneshot is "Flower War?") There is an old oneshot in here that contains Keralis/Xisuma from before I was aware that Xisuma is uncomfortable being shipped. Slow updates (Ps don't ship real people.)

I only ship their Minecraft personas, NOT THE REAL HERMITS. And if Mumbo or Grian ever make a post about being uncomfortable with being shipped, this will be taken down.