"no, absolutely fucking not." In which a girl from New York moves to small town in the middle of nowhere and gains a harem. Started: June 30th, 2021 *slow updates*

[𝙿𝙻𝙰𝚃𝙾𝙽𝙸𝙲] 𝘽𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙞𝙩 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙣𝙚𝙧 𝙞𝙣 𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙜𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙚𝙣 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙣𝙤 𝙛𝙪𝙣. 𝙒𝙚𝙡𝙡... 𝙞𝙢𝙖𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙞𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙬𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚. 𝙈𝙚𝙚𝙩 (𝙔/𝙣) (𝙇/𝙣), 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙘𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙨𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝙞𝙣 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚. 𝙉𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚... 𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨.. ↦↦𝙐𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙡 𝙖 𝙗𝙤𝙮 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙤𝙘𝙚𝙖𝙣 𝙗𝙡𝙪𝙚 𝙚𝙮𝙚𝙨 𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙥𝙨 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙯𝙚 𝙞𝙩 𝙞𝙨𝙣'𝙩 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙝𝙚𝙧, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙖 𝙘𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚. 𝘼 𝙘𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚 𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙗𝙚𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙘𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙨. ˚∘ ─── ✦˙∘ ▻▻ || 𝐩 𝐫 𝐞 𝐬 𝐬 𝐩 𝐥 𝐚 𝐲 || ˙*˙˚ *✦. ˙∘. ─── * ∘*˚ ∘˙*∘ ˙∘. * -𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘴 - [warning: Idk why I made this so angsty, be warned]

Your father, brother, and you move to South Park, CO the summer before your junior year of high school. You're looking forward to a fresh new start. But after a run in with a familiar face at your new school, you're not sure how to proceed. Clyde, your new friend (and next door neighbor) becomes your personal wingman, your father falls in love with an infamous lady of South Park, and the boys/girls at your school don't know how to react to a new teen girl moving to their little mountain town. Who will you form friendly bonds with? Who will you end up becoming total enemies with? Who will you end up with? Will your dad ever stop flirting with questionable women? Anything can happen in South Park! ⚠️WARNING⚠️: this includes: STRONG LANGUAGE, DRUGS/ALCOHOL, CHILDHOOD TRAUMA, AND SEXUAL THEMES

so you wanna read my book huh :smirk: south park x reader inserts + preferences + head cannons + ships come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine! <3

A young girl named (Y/n) (L/n) moves to a new town and enrolls in the middle school there. She meets many friends, enemies, and lovers, but must make a choice on her near future. Join her and her friends - Stan, Kenny, Cartman, and Kyle- on their many adventures in the quiet little mountain town of South Park. Note: I do not own any of the characters. Note: I began writing this when I was in middle school. It gets better as it goes along, so please stick with it! I will edit once the book is finished.

Kenny X male reader School's the same. You know everyone and everything you need to know there... Except for a special forgotten storage room where a mysterious boy sleeps. Who is he and why does he go there? And why are you so curious about him? #3 in #southparkfanfiction #2 in #southparkxreader #1 in #kenny

OH wow, a Kenny X reader fanfiction, never seen that before. Anways, I know it's very common but I have an idea and I need to write it. Also, this is a male reader/ he/him pronouns Kenny dies like it's usual but this time Damien decides to ask him for help before he revives again. Damien and his dad have been trying out new ways to torture people and they want to test one on Kenny. He accepts it and is turned into a ghost. When he goes to spy on his friends he notices a new kid occupying his old spot. Who is this mysterious boy? (It's you ;D) Kenny not only has to go through the complications of being a ghost, but also of dealing with a copycat that might have a huge crush on himmm???? Who knows??? For real now, this story is pretty wacky and jokes a lot but it can get serious, for I am a dramatic bitch. But yeah, give it a shot and tell me what you think! #2 in southparkfanfiction #1 in kennymccormick tag #1 in southpark tag (?! Wut) #1 in southparkxreader (Art by tennopp on Instagram)

𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠: 𝐤𝐲𝐥𝐞, 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧, 𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐲, 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐧, 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬. so come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine:)

[𝙿𝙻𝙰𝚃𝙾𝙽𝙸𝙲! 𝙎𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙝 𝙋𝙖𝙧𝙠 𝙭 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧] 𝘿𝙤𝙜𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙖 𝙥𝙚𝙩 𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙙 𝙗𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙮. 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙩𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙜𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖 𝙧𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙮 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙩, 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙨𝙤𝙤𝙣 𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙖 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙮 𝙨𝙞𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙖𝙧 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙪𝙧𝙧𝙮 𝙥𝙚𝙩. 𝙎𝙤 𝙛𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙬 (𝙔/𝙣) 𝙖𝙨 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙯𝙮 𝙤𝙘𝙘𝙪𝙧𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙮 𝙩𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙞𝙩𝙨 𝙪𝙣𝙞𝙦𝙪𝙚 𝙞𝙣𝙝𝙖𝙗𝙞𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙨, 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙖 𝙛𝙖𝙧 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙣𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙖𝙡 𝙥𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙫𝙞𝙚𝙬! ↬↬ 𝘚𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩 𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘬 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘛𝘳𝘦𝘺 𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘳, 𝘔𝘢𝘵𝘵 𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘦, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘻𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴

[ 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐃 ] 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐄𝐫𝐢𝐜'𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫? 𝐢𝐝𝐤 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐈'𝐦 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐲 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐭. 𝐛𝐭𝐰, 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐈 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐄𝐫𝐢𝐜 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐚 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧, 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫. ⚠ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ !!! ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴀ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴏʟᴅ ғᴀɴғɪᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏғ ᴍɪɴᴇ. sᴏ ɴᴀᴛᴜʀᴀʟʟʏ ɪᴛ's sʜɪᴛ. ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ *ೃ 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐧 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 : 18- 𝐀𝐮𝐠𝐮𝐬𝐭 -2020 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐮𝐩𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞 : 07- 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡 -2022 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝 : 13-𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡-2022 new update : 01- March- 2023 !! REWRITE COMING SOON .