It says it all in the title

IF THE SHAPE OF WATER CAN DO IT SO CAN I BITCH.

{please don't hate I'm not very good at writing stuff so if I do Typ something wrong please nicely point out my mistakes in the comments! If you have any suggestions or tips please tell me I'd really appreciate it! :D }

There's a reason we try to find Bigfoot with a mating call- I realized I know a hell of a lot more a cryptids than I thought so 2020 is the year of the monsterfuckers