I'm not trying to attack and offend people in any way here. So let's just get that out of the way. If you're like me, you probably read stories for... well... the story. But a problem arises and ruins the experience when you run into titles like 'ABUSED AND NEGLECTED READER' or '(Insert female character here) X BROTHER READER' or many things alike. Those were just two things on the top of my head when writing this description, but the list goes on. So if you want to grab a drink and vent about annoying writing tropes, this is the place.

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Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Literally every stereotype in any RWBY fanfic smushed into a single book, including a dangerously self-aware cast! This is a parody of existing RWBY fanfics, take it all as you please. (Y/n) Xiao Long; an abused child who also happens to be a powerful entity with God powers that he rarely or never uses, and a ridiculous arsenal of weaponry that nobody can ever be bothered enough to memorize. Yes, he is abused and neglected, cause he's a middle child. Why else? What happens when this child escapes his home in search for freedom and adventure? (You know, besides the stuff that happens in every other fanfic) Lets find out! Roosterteeth are the rightful owners of RWBY.