A forced marriage by the emperor's edict? Fine, I'll get married. (Although I'm a man in drag clothing) Consummation night? Sorry, I can't do it. I'm having my period. (Are you joking?) The General's army are being surrounded by enemies? He will be fine, I'll save him. (Wifey to the rescue!!) (story by Dreamless Dragonfly) revised 13/5/2018