After falling into hell and looking for a job, you come across Angel Dust. He decides to take you to a hotel he's staying at. Here, you find a man that really knows how to push your buttons, Alastor. But the longer you stay, the more his behavior changes, and with it your relationship. One day, you stumble upon his killing, but that isn't what catches your attention. It's who it is and the strange things around him... ---------------- ⚠️Note: This is fan fiction so, the characters will not act as they do canonically. All characters of Hazbin Hotel, and the show itself, do not belong to me! Only the writing within this story is mine.

PLEASE READ: THIS IS A REIMAGINED HASHING OF A STORY I HAVE ALREADY WRITTEN. "All is Fair in Love and War" was my first Alastor X Reader story I ever wrote and published, and as much as I love it I kept thinking of how much my writing has improved since then and couldn't help but give it a rewrite. The original is still available under the same name (if you read it already and this looks familiar, that's why) but I wanted to try and give this another go for those who were interested. (Reader is fem in this story, apologies in advance) **Warning, depictions of violence and gore, crude language, drug and alcohol use, themes that may be triggering and sexual content that otherwise might not be suitable for all audiences. (18+!!!!!!! Cannot stress that enough.) Several chapters with juicy adult content, if you don't like smut maybe don't read this, but if you insist there will be warnings at the top of each raunchy chapter. You have been warned.** I do not own the characters nor do l own hazbin hotel, and I certainly don't own you the reader.

Hiya folks, this is some oneshots of our favorite Strawberry Pimp, Deer Daddy, Deer boi, etc etc. Be warned whenever I write angst it usually ends in fluff so if you want really angsty stuff, ya better comment it specifically that you want extreme angst. Though, whenever I do that I spend a ton of time really sad about the ending. Requests might take awhile for me to do, but now that I have nothing to do requests are free until I say otherwise. Enjoy casual, curious, and or cringed out readers, while myself and the thirsty fangirls scream over fangirl stuff. Request can be Fluff, Angst, Lemon, Lime etc etc.

Landing a rather unexpected stroke of luck by finding you, The Princess of Hell requests your aid for providing entertainment for her new passion project. However tension and intrigue arise when you and a certain member of the hotel staff can't seem to stay out of each other's way. (Reader is fem in this story, apologies in advance) **WARNING, depictions of violence and gore, crude language, drug and alcohol use, themes that may be triggering and sexual content that may not be suitable for all audiences.** I do not own any characters of hazbin hotel, and of course I don't own you the reader. ***Disclaimer: the demonic appearance/type has a specific description however please feel free to imagine something different or more to your liking.

Hello fellow deer simps welcome to my oneshots book featuring the one, the only, radio demon. (Disclaimer/Warning: MATURE AND POSSIBLY DISTURBING CONTENT. That includes but isn't limited to drug and alcohol use, sexual content, triggering topics, violence and gore, basically material that is not suitable for *all* audiences. 18+!!! Proceed with caution, you have been warned.)

"You must be her." The gentleman in the center said. His already present smile widening into a toothy grin as he tipped his hat to you. "Enchantée." You recognized his voice as the man who had been doing most of the talking. "Who are you?" You choked out. "You may call me Alastor." He answered simply. "You're going to be coming with us, alright?" "I'm not going anywhere." You said with a sharp tongue and narrowed eyes. "I'm afraid you don't have a choice in the matter." The man sighed. Leather gloved hands brushed back a strand of his hair out of the way of his eyes. Looking over to the taller, more silent fellows of the trio before you he lowered his tone. "Get her in the car. Make sure no one outside is around to see." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is not your typical Alastor fic, in the sense that in this story he's also a mob boss and not just a radio host. If you're familiar with my work this shouldn't come as too much of a shock but this is probably going to be a very dark tale, that will touch up on some serious life issues and matters that may or may not be suitable/appropriate for all settings and audiences. 18+, graphic depictions such as violence, crude language, substance use/abuse, sexual themes and content, and triggering scenarios ensue: proceed with caution. I own absolutely zero hazbin characters and I certainly don't own you the reader. (Who I write as fem, apologies in advance.)

"May I rise?" His question posed. "You may." He took your hand and placed a soft kiss upon your knuckles as a sign of respect, before standing before you. "You swear to me that you'll hold up on your end of the bargain?" "You have my word." You smiled. "Do we have a deal then, Alastor?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It was 1929 when our dear beloved radio host had a close call and almost wound up in trouble. Deciding to call upon a Loa for help and assistance, he makes an egregious error and accidentally summoned a hellbound demon by the name of Y/n L/n. Deciding to take what help he can get, he takes her up when she offers him protection. (Reader is fem in this story, apologies in advance) (Disclaimer: this story contains violence, gore, crude and vulgar language. Adult themes that may be not be suitable for some audiences such as sexuality, stressful situations, substance abuse, and morbid scenes. 18+, you have been warned. Proceed with caution.)

During the 1920's, you were a journalist who worked for a well known newspaper company in New Orleans. You had written many articles, but one story that you were going to cover was going to change everything. A serial killer was going around murdering people in some of the most violent and sickening ways possible. While you were following the trail and victims left by the killer, you got a little too ambitious and made a fatal mistake, thus ending your life. You now reside in hell and had been there for decades. You eventually found your place in a well known newspaper company in hell and became the top writer in articles covering interviews with well known demons and overlords. One such interview was going to change everything and reveal bits and pieces of your past life and how you died. The one that was going to do all this, was Alastor. However, he has some secrets himself. What could he be hiding? This is a rewrite of my original story. This is a mature story! There will be violence and lemons as the story goes on, so be warned! Unless you like reading this kind of stuff, then enjoy the story. Hazbin Hotel is owned by the magnificent VivziePop and all the amazing characters in it. I just write fanfiction about it. All art in this story is not mine, the credit goes to their respective artists.

Sent to Hell for seemingly no reason, you end up crossing paths with The Radio Demon. Will his presence be a blessing or a curse? Censored Swears Ahead Hazbin Hotel Created By Vivziepop Cover By @rykosen

I never thought that this would be my fate. My body colliding with cold concrete, knocking the breath and soul straight from my body. Though, there was light when I fell through the darkness, and that light was him. Time brought me to him, but when time ran out the world went still. Time stopped. So, I took it upon myself to reset the clock. For me, it's been hours since I've seen him...the man I fell in love with. For him it's been years...decades... So, once again time will decide my fate, but my one fear is that he may not remember. Does he still love me...or, love me not... ** The sequel to Time Warp. If you have not read that, head on over and check it out. You won't understand this story much if you haven't. The cover belongs to me (I made it, but I did not draw it), any OCs in this story belong to me. Alastor and hazbin hotel along with its characters belong to Viv and A24.