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Daddy Pig x Sans by blu3_exe
blu3_exe
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Daddy Pig's life so far is not going well. Peppa and George are acting unusual, while Daddy Pig looses his job, making Mommy Pig over-work. Mommy Pig buys Daddy Pig a new video game, Undertale, where he happens to meet quite a few new folk.
Bob Duncan and Donald Trump by gdragonslefttitty
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this is trash idek why u would waste ur time reading this
Lord Farquaad x Reader by helloimslive
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A monster they call him, Farquaad was at his lowest until one very special person entered his life, you.
Nikocado Avocado x Ed Sheeran: SKINNY by CringeQueenxox
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After their partners leave them, Nikocado and Ed fall in love with each other. Or whatever. I don't even know. (my friends found out about this lol um anyways)
That Vegan Teacher X Reader by thatmossybank
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you meet thatveganteacher at a vegan protest...
Fifty shades of bread by Sytrus123
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Don't Here's a steamy, poetic, lustful, betray filled book with a plot twist end. Don't ask I was very, very, very, very, very, very bored.
Bob Duncan x Carl Azuz by should_i_JeRk_off
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This is a sexy smut nothing is BETTER THAN ThIS PIECE OF SHIT! whoever kicked me off of first place for carl azuz congrats but i wanna slap you with my fist and lips
You Were My Last Text (Jacob Sartorious x Donald Trump) by risingjauregui
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-cover by me- Jacob Sartorius is a musical.ly star and a singer. Donald Trump is the president of the United States and has a burning passion of building walls. Are they made for each other? (the answer is yes) fifth harmony and camila are also main characters in this story.
Elmo X Kermit  by Mystic_Psycho_
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A man named Elmo and a man puppet named Kermit fall in love. They were childhood friends, but Kermit moved away, instead of living on Sesame Street, he lives on Disappointment island. That 384738377 miles away from his love. What will he do? We have no clue. Why? Because none of this happens in the story. Again, why? Because my friend and I are fuckers.
Elmo x Reader by Owlmogen
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A story about you and Elmo in love. I made this as a joke. #4 in Elmo on 02/08/2021 #1 in Elmoxreader on 13/06/2021