GEORGE WASHINGTON X READER
THE SEXIEST GENERAL YOU'VE EVER MET OH YEAH MR KRABS WINK WINK WONK
basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you
!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ
Hi my name is y/n and my life, it's pretty crazy. It all started when I walked down the street, I saw my best friends Shaggy and Velma. Suddenly Velma tripped over and lost her glasses. "My GlAsSeS" she yelled. She dropped to the floor and her glasses crunched below her knee. "Oh no" I said. I gave her my spare pair...
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.
Just a few Megamind X (fem) Reader oneshots ⚠️smut warning⚠️ I take any requests so dm me