Kevin is totally normal and totally straight and his life was going great. Brian is this really tall and lanky-sort-of-twink-looking guy who is also totally straight, I'd say he's totally normal but he be walking down the hallway with lanky arms and twink butt so no, he's not normal. His life is alright. They were best friends until suddenly one day they weren't totally normal or totally straight.... *plays goosebumps theme song*

read the title.

Your mom was low on money, money to feed her addiction, so she contacts drug dealers and asks to trade y/n for drugs, one of the drug empires turns out to be One Direction and they kidnap you

Colonel Sanders and Mr. Clean have fallen in love, it was always apparent things were perfect. That was until Ronald McDonald wanted to ruin their relationship...

Shrek goes to Walmart looking for carrots but he finds something raddEr love!!!!!!! ❤️

Tbh my otp ;)

A story of love, tears and sacrifice

SpongeBob has a rap battle with Miley Cyrus. When Miley finds out that SpongeBob has epic rapping skills, she wants her revenge. So what does she do? She uses her wrecking ball to destroy Bikini Bottom. Can SpongeBob stop her before it's too late?

they gay

Oncest drabble in which the two finally get a moment alone.