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  • The Totally Heterosexual Adventures Of Kevin and Brian in the Sheets
    115K 1.5K 16

    Kevin is totally normal and totally straight and his life was going great. Brian is this really tall and lanky-sort-of-twink-looking guy who is also totally straight, I'd say he's totally normal but he be walking down the hallway with lanky arms and twink butt so no, he's not normal. His life is alright. They were bes...

  • Elephant x monkey 😏
    14 0 2

    read the title.

  • When your mom sells you for drug money
    289 13 4

    Your mom was low on money, money to feed her addiction, so she contacts drug dealers and asks to trade y/n for drugs, one of the drug empires turns out to be One Direction and they kidnap you

  • It Started With A Piece Of Chicken
    7K 102 6

    Colonel Sanders and Mr. Clean have fallen in love, it was always apparent things were perfect. That was until Ronald McDonald wanted to ruin their relationship...

    Completed  
  • Shrek x toothpaste
    76.8K 1.9K 9

    Shrek goes to Walmart looking for carrots but he finds something raddEr love!!!!!!! ❤️

    Completed  
  • My Shizzle (Bill Nye x Miss Frizzle)
    18.9K 799 1

    Tbh my otp ;)

    Completed  
  • Layers Of Love (Shrek x Barry B Benson)
    1.4K 46 1

    A story of love, tears and sacrifice

    Completed  
  • SpongeBob vs. Miley Cyrus
    35.5K 1K 15

    SpongeBob has a rap battle with Miley Cyrus. When Miley finds out that SpongeBob has epic rapping skills, she wants her revenge. So what does she do? She uses her wrecking ball to destroy Bikini Bottom. Can SpongeBob stop her before it's too late?

    Completed  
  • No Homo (Tadashi x Once-ler)
    3.9K 105 1

    they gay

  • Cold Hands
    2.2K 50 1

    Oncest drabble in which the two finally get a moment alone.

    Completed  
  • You're my Sussy - Cursed ship one shots
    21.4K 266 10

    Don't take this seriously Spicy Yhmmmm yeah Don't copy either

  • Squidward Saucy Night
    139K 1K 7

    Squidward×Sponge Bob May contain 18+ content but we will warn you at the beginning of the chapter. (Lol jk jk) To be honest it's just me and my friend's crazy, weird imagination don't take any of it seriously. Please. Edit: We were kidding when we said 18+ content

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  • tim x moby smut
    128K 1.1K 16

    The freaky life of Tim and Moby.. even behind closed doors😏

    Mature
  • Cursed Images + Memes
    97.8K 2.2K 61

    WARNING: CURSED IMAGES MIGHT MAKE YOU LAUGH , QUESTION HUMANITY OR make you extremely horrified to the point were you get sick. Meanwhile MEMES ... are just memes so just look at them ... :/

  • jesus x reader
    73.6K 1.3K 8

    Welp

  • Izuku is a Therapist for Villains
    921K 37.3K 14

    "How are you feeling today?" "Screw you." "Ah. I'm guessing you feel bad." Izuku becomes a main therapist for all the villains who are caught. They are treated to a sort of rehab facility to try to make them become better people in a plea deal they took instead of getting jail time. They dont know how to feel about th...

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  • Jesus x Satan
    25K 452 10

    pls take my phone away

    Mature
  • cursed images
    63.8K 1.9K 13

    I just found me some..... cursed images I shall share them with you

  • 𝐈 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫||Human!Water x Reader Oneshot Book
    4.5K 14 1

    𝙄𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙝 𝙒𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙣𝙙 (𝙔/𝙉 ) 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙝 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙪𝙘𝙝 God forgive me🗿 All swear words were written by friends🗿 Enjoy I guess🗿

  • ~enemies to lovers~ (joe biden x donald trump)
    43K 764 8

    ~joe senpai~ and ~donald kun~ have always been enemies. fighting to be the leader of a nation is hard. but when trump loses they start to feel more connected. is it so wrong to simply love who they want? or will their relationship fall apart in epic chaos?

  • Trump x shrek
    72.4K 959 10

    After trump lost the election he went insane and tried to eat the swamp water but then he met a big green ogre and they fell in love 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

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  • Deep fried memes/cursed images
    141K 4.4K 135

    memes

  • Holy Water for all of Your Sins
    3.1K 150 3

    Bathe in this bathtub of a book filled with holy water. Recently read smut and want to revive yourself? Problem solved! HOLY WATER MY CHILDREN No one will probably read this but it's ok because I need this book too.

  • /// KERMIT X DONALD TRUMP
    34.7K 768 10

    Trump just couldn't resist Kermit's graceful green lips.

  • The official Wattpad croc
    13.1K 4.3K 4

    Vote for my lovely body