When a stranger arrives one rainy night, Alistair Wonderland is given a letter from his missing mother along with a map of Neverland. But it's not just any map, it's a treasure map! Soon, they find themselves in Neverland in hopes of not only finding the treasure but clues about Alice's whereabouts. Along the way, they meet new friends and foes, all of who are on the pirate side of life. But when it comes to pirates and treasure, there is always trouble. (Rated YA just to be safe)

What happens when our favorite gays finally graduate from hell, AKA, Ever After High. Family drama ensues, because IDK what to do without drama. This is a continuation of my other Ever After High book (it's called No Hetero, it's a chatfic that's probably gayer than this will be), but it can also be read as a stand-alone. Ships (mostly crack ships. They don't call me "crackship_central" for nothing!) •Apple/Darling •Blondie/Cupid •Maddie/Kitty/Lizzie (Not sorry, IDK what I ship more with these three!) •Briar/Faybelle •Duchess/Poppy •Melody/Justine •Ramona/Rosabella Also seen: •Daring/Cerise •Raven/Dexter Warning: lots of swearing! Also. The cover is what it is for now. <Disclaimer: Characters are owned by Mattel!>

Rosabella wanted to start a chat room to talk about unfairest situations. She added 13 people. She didn't know was that she had started a gay nightmare. 🖤 crackship warning 🤐 also strong language warning Usernames: •Rosabella - animal.rights •Ramona - wolfchild •Blondie - xX_Just.right_Xx •Cupid - love(goddess) •Briar - sleepy_gurl •Faybelle - evilfairy.io •Melody - dj_queen •Justine - dancing.queen •Poppy - haircutgurl •Duchess - dancing.swan •Kitty - smileandwaveboys •Maddie - mad_teapot •Apple - fairest •Darling - sword.lady *Disclaimer: I do not own Ever After High or the characters!!!