England has been at war for nine months now. Many lives have been lost and prisoners have been taken. Louis Tomlinson is one of those prisoners. Guards watch the prisoners, and keep the horses taken care of. Harry Styles is one of those guards. Against all odds, Harry feels drawn to the scrawny prisoner and Louis falls for the battle scarred Soldier.

There love was a struggle to start with, and it never really got easier, they just learned to deal. Harry's multiple personalities are mostly under control, and Louis schizophrenia is no where near as bad as it used to be. One day though, Harry admits he doesn't want to live anymore. He hates that Louis has to take care of him and protect him, but Louis loves to take care of him. Harry may be over himself, but Louis never will be. *Follow-Up One Shot for my story Over Again

"Mr. Horan please pick your head up from the desk unless you want to stand up for the rest up class." "You're such a payne, Mr. Payne." "Detention after school don't be late." "Fuck you."

Hey! Have you ever wanted to be the most annoying person on earth? Well sorry but that position is currently occupied by me. That's ok though, because here is your guide to be the equal most annoying person ever! It's got all you need to know to be totally annoying to everyone. Obviously as a joke of course. Trust me, press "Start Reading" and within a few days you'll come to love it. - AA

Because of a horrific past back in Tennessee, Sam, her mom, and her brother, Drew, had to move all the way to California. Sam isn't one to try and make friends, so she keeps to herself. Her brother on the other hand, is a a huge chick magnet. He easily makes friends. One of those friends happens to be the other hottest boy in school. What'll happen when he starts to fall for Sam? Will her harmful past come back to haunt her?

Harry has bad jokes. ↳ all hilarious right reserved copyright © looselaces [abbey and sam productions] if you copy this story or any of our ideas that we write in this book, that's called plagiarism and you will have to deal with the wrath of abbey and sam ♡

Funny short stories guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. Sources: stuff I've heard from friend, family, readers, and other folk who thought they'd spread some joy and laughter.

What would you do if: 1) You woke up with a strange boyband in your closet? 2) If your roommate thought you were crazy? 3) If you became friends with that boyband? 4) If you were invited to a foreign country with them? 5) If you became stranded with them? Read to find out what Julia and Julie would do.

A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

ONLY FOR DIRECTIONERS directionators and carrots can go bye bye! CREATED: Jan 2014 COMPLETED: Aug 2016