My love for Gherkins

Its quite obvious Gherkins are love, Gherkins are life💕💖

Daron Malakian X Reader

Can't stop writing these...

System Of A Down Oneshots

yes bois I am doing it

Tutorial of how to poop

This tutorial will tell you something awsome and intresting you will enjoy of this adventure in the bathroom

I'm Kermit-ing sewer slide

Trigger warnings

Donut Boy

Daron works at a donut place. Late one night, a particularly handsome customer walks through the door.

System Of A Down One Shots

One shots about SOAD. Enjoy. Warning: contains swearing, usage of sexual innuendos and other adultsy stuff. Readers discretion is advised.

Fifty Shades of Kurt Cobain~

Ever fantasized about having sex with your dead idol? In this story I meet Kurt Cobain's ghost at a concert and we end up in a hotel, having a little fun for the night.

Mozzarella Sticks (Daron Malakian X Reader)

Heh...Daron Malakian from System of a Down .... This is 2002 Daron... Just so ya know ;) .... !Warning! This has bad language and has a minor topic that might make people uncomfortable, but it should be fine <3 .... My friend also helped me with some parts of this story :)

Arniel Gane's Chicken

The title says is all. 😏 OH one more thing, spoilers for the College of Winterhold's quest line.

System of a Down photos

I found some of these on Instagram, others on Pinterest Enjoy! (I don't own these, credit goes to the people who got these)

Rosemary Crackers

This is a poem about my love, Rosemary Crackers😌 Enjoy~

My love for Daron Malakian

This is AGAIN another one chapter story😔 ... Also it's just me explaining my love for Daron Malakian ... Enjoy~

System of a Down Photos....Part 2...

Again, I got these off of Pinterest, others probably Instagram. Enjoy~

Coffee (Daron Malakian X Reader)

Daron in the first couple of chapters is called 'Rat Tails' jus' so ya know. Daron Malakian X Reader. 😌👍 Also, this is set in 2002. Very shitty and cringe story but who cares