Ain't Shady Baby, I'm Hot
Meet Xena or also referred to as X. Or T. Or Babe. Or Wifey... anyways. See, the island used to be run by the kooks and their kook royalty. Sure they still technically do run the island. But since Xena moved in right smack dab in the middle of Figure Eight and the Cut, she's been running things. Literally. But the da...