"I bake when I'm depressed... WHICH, I'm NOT! Nooo, I am not." - Just when Lightbulb thought it couldn't get anymore lonelier- she receives the news that her three best friends- Painty, Fan, and Test Tube- had left for a VIP Tour of their favorite band. Without her. With the final four being taken in by Hotel OJ, Lightbulb couldn't seem to find any place to fit in with. Everyone had their pairs- and some... kept their distance. But hey- the kitchen is wide open! So, why wallow around in sadness, when she could pour her heart into something she enjoys- baking? Bake your heart out! But be weary- not all emotions are meant for the consumption of others.

• This story mainly focuses on MePhone. Aliens will be covered as well, but vaguely. [THIS STORY IS A CONTINUATION OF SEASON 2, EPISODE 14. NOT CANON.] • I've had it with trust. From the moment I was awakened until now, all I knew was lies. I've had it with his control. All my life, Cobs was onto me. I never was truly free from his grasp, was I? I have no allies. I never had; I never will. Help... • Disclaimer: I don't own inanimate insanity or any of its characters. All rights reserved to the creators of the series. Credits to the artist of this cover, it is not mine. (I couldn't find the artist. If you do, please tell me. Thanks!) The only thing I own is this story, nothing else! ~ #1 in mephone 3/9/22 #1 in suitcase 3/18/22 #1 in object 4/5/22 #1 in inanimateinsanity 4/13/22

How far would you go to do it for Science? This story contains Violence, Gore, Offensive Langauge, and other themes that may contain sensitive content. Book cover artwork is drawn by me.

"Now, before we continue- you're listening right?" Test Tube nodded. "Great! I'm sure you must be wondering- why is Steve Cobs of all objects giving you such glorious stuff? All the tech, all the gadgets? Two very own labs to yourself? "The answer is simple: you'll need it." 《▪︎》 Test Tube is hired undercover by Steve Cobs to ruin a reality show. It only starts sucking when she actually starts to like the objects she's supposed to trick.

HEY HEY- COMEDY GOLD STORY SHIT?? FRICK YEA- TW: Mentions of EDs (Eating Disorders), Blood, Vomiting, Hanahaki disease I literally have no idea what to say here help-

When Test Tube and Lightbulb messed with time travel, they created an alternate timeline in which Salt and Pepper became the world's fabulously malevolent overlords - and the new hosts of Inanimate Insanity Infinity. There the grass is purple, the clouds are cubic, and eliminated contestants are flung into a black hole, never to be seen again. It's not a pretty sight. But it raises an even uglier question: how did we get here? Join Paintbrush, Marshmallow and the others as they battle it out for a million dollars in Inanimate Insanity, in a timeline where everything is ever so slightly off. What new trials will they all face? Who will come out on top when the dust settles under these strange new circumstances? And is the twig okay? Fourteen contestants... One million dollars... A critical schism in the flow of time. This is Infinity Minus One. (A collaboration with Jennings AsYetUntitled.)

This was my first fanfic ever so hope you like it -[Warnings below]- ‼️YES this does contain blood, maybe a bit of gore in some places but I'll put a warning for any gore, self harm, or suicide at the beginning of the pages, blood won't have a warning (unless it's gore) and death won't have a warning (unless it's suicide).‼️ - [Actual summary below]- Several contestants have been either taken or slaughtered, the few that still live are trapped on an island. They try to survive and stick together, to them it's life or death, to the scientist who watches from coconuts, it's just another way to test experiments. Even though they all have their own likes and dislikes, they all want one thing... Freedom. -[Extra info below]- All characters belong to Inanimate Insanity except two. Hope you enjoy this book, this is my first fanfic and I try my best to keep this interesting.

Fan is ecstatic to join the new season of Inanimate Insanity. He's intrigued and a little starstruck, to say the least. Just as things begin to settle and friendships (sometimes more) begin to form, a troublesome event occurs. A contestant is killed in unknown circumstances. As the Bright Lights get smaller and smaller, will they be able to find out how these gruesome events occurred? Or, more importantly...who's next? (This WILL include in-depth depictions of murder, and some shipping, so read at your own risk! Also it's human au because I'm trash for that. Also also. Art is by me, characters are owned by AnimationEpic.)

‼️TRIGGER WARNINGS‼️ • Mentions of: Blood, Gore, Cussing, Vomiting, Delusions, and Abusive Relationships. 𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗦𝗘 𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗡𝗢𝗧𝗘 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗦𝗘 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦 𝗔𝗦 𝗦𝗢𝗠𝗘 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗠 𝗪𝗜𝗟𝗟 𝗕𝗘 𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗘𝗗 𝗧𝗛𝗥𝗢𝗨𝗚𝗛𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗬!! •••• When a sudden danger lurks somewhere outside the Hotel, 3 Objects named Test Tube, Microphone, and Knife will have to find the source of the problem. But when a mysterious intruder shows up with more information that they can't handle, these 3 will have to find a way to bring the truth out of it's locked doors. What they'll need is a key to unlock it. ••••

In the aftermath of II 14, Taco has some thoughts about her actions, good or bad (mostly bad) Meanwhile Mic adjusts to life at Hotel OJ takes place immediately after Mic and Taco's confrontation scene