Bloom Hisarza is a Pre-school teacher. He was contented on his life. Going to school. Teach his little students. Go home then sleep. Then, one day, he just woke up in a body of a kid but not just a kid, he was in the body of the young villain of the novel he was reading. To say he was petrified is an understatement. But his optimistic side immediately overtopped his pessimistic side. So he had decided to change the fate of the young villain. And stop the protagonist on brutally killing him. ............... Protagonist: Give this young master a hug. Bloom: Wait... there's definitely something wrong in the plot. Is the protagonist naturally clingy? Protagonist: I know you love my hugs and kisses. Bloom:... and shameless. Protagonist: Not doing it? Fine, I'll do it then. Come here, kitten. Bloom: No. Let me go... HELP! (The photo that I used is not mine so credits to the rightful owner) March 23, 2020

Asahina Muyki is a caretaker for people of all ages. Children, teens and even adults. With each client he poured his love and full hearted dedication to them. He truly loved his job. There was no greater joy then making someone smile. Suddenly he transported into an unknown world while he was chasing a fly with his fly swatter. He found himself in the middle of nowhere holding his fly swatter. "щ（ﾟДﾟщ） < "Dear god why‽ )" Then he found a child in a trash bin of all places scavenging for food. A trash bin of all places!? ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ But the puppy dog eyes... Stop selling meng! This laozi can't handle it! (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *More adorable children, teens and even adults come Take it. Fine take my heart! I'll need to adopt you all as my children *clutches heart ノ￣□￣)ノ ~┻━┻ ---------------- Help! ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ They're coming! The... The... The once innocent angels are now devils!? Σ(ＴωＴ) And they're after me!? ；￣ロ￣） "Master we all love you~" Ahhhh! �(ﾟ□ﾟ*川 (ノ′Дヾ) Run. But there is no where to go cause they're everywhere!?

To lighten the wrath of his blackened readers, Frozen Milk was forced to transmigrate into his own novel to witness what *** he wrote. What's this? One plothole, two plotholes... plotholes everywhere! How do you counter a novel full of plotholes? Of course, with constant bullshit, constant crap and constant nonsense! It shouldn't be working but the result? Terrifying! Long live holy creator Frozen Milk! "Damn! What the hell is this?? Wasn't this supposed to be a comedy rip off? A parody? So, why are all my characters leeching onto me? Do I look like a bamboo stick to climb and eat? To stick in between your cheeks?" "Hello? System help?" "System is currently on holida- undergoing maintenance, host." "%$@#!" Frozen Milk was nearing his despair. Bent, straight, bent, straight, bent, STRAIGHT!!!! Be ready to have your brains fried, your life questioned and above all your integrity disappear! ----------------------- Disclaimer: some profanities and innuendos Has elements of BL updates every Wednesday First book in the 'Scum Series'