THIS STORY IS TERRIBLE!! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!! DONT READ IF YOU WANT TO READ A GOOD BOOK , OR IF YOU DONT WANT YOUR BRAIN TO COLLAPSE OF DUMBNESS!!

Warning: this story may contain stereotypes or offensive content. Reader's discretion is strongly advised. Looking for an exciting, interesting story with a unique plot that will grab your attention? You've come to the wrong place. As the title of this story suggests, this is the most AWFUL, most CLICHE story you will ever read on Wattpad. Or perhaps the whole wide interwebz. Cover credit goes to blackrosedrop. Crappy trailer made by none other than the author herself.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

“Love or Death? We are not so different. Except Death is sometimes kinder.” — Eros (god of Love) Nobody ever understands why people are the way they are. There were problems that no one knew how to solve, then there were the ones that nobody even knew were there. So as Lee Sungyeol falls out of love, these people are watching themselves fall out of life. Almost Love stories of seven people—with an arrival of someone only half-alive—they find themselves connected to each other in every unlikely way possible. “Yeah, he realised he would never understand how the world worked. Or if it was working at all. Maybe it was broken? If he was to be honest, all past-infatuations and idiocy aside, he would say that the world must really be broken, because then, ‘how else could all the bad guys get away?’”

Rated R. Drug use and whorehouses. Read at your own risk. Levi. Sam. Huston Street.

"Close the light, you'll scare the stars away."

What if you could hear them? The thoughts they deigned not reasonable enough to say out loud, the things not suitable for even a giggly teenage gossip conversation. Would it be a blessing or a curse? Troye, the unlucky teenager bestowed with this 'gift', thinks of it as a curse, with good reason. Do you know how hard it is to keep a relationship with someone when you know exactly what they think of you? Impossible. It's impossible. Or at least that's what Troye thinks, considering he's given up on even trying to make it work. He's different, people shun different. People hate different. And it's better to go under the radar, to be nothing, than to be hated. Right? Tyler, on the other hand, has taken a different approach to a similar problem. No, he can't 'read minds', but he does have a part of himself he doesn't want a soul to know about. He's quarterback, every girl's dream guy, an academic mastermind, and he's also gay. He's seen how different kids get treated, hell, he's been the one to treat them that way before. Why on Earth would he ever wish that on himself? No, it's easier to hide, to be someone you're not, than to be hated. Right?

Jade Jackson is not what you call a typical teenager. She hates the world and most things in it. Although she could spend the whole day with her friends laughing and pranking each other she can't live without drawing. Drawing is the only thing that helps her escape from reality. Not that she doesn't doze off in general. She has troubles of her own, such as anger management issues, occasional bipolar disorder, that make her feel like an outsider. Drew Walker is the second most popular boy in his school. His dark aura attracts people, but scares most away. His past haunts him and no one can relate. No one truly understands him. His differences with the rest of the teenagers make him feel like he doesn't belong. What happens when Jade's drawings appear in Drew's hands? Well, two odds make one even. Maybe being odd isn't so bad after all. Cover by me. All rights reserved. Copyright © 2013 Dandiloo