X-MEN IS TAKING OVER MY LIFE SO I DID THIS ON REQUEST. This oneshot thingamybob is for Jaimee/Chopper1456. Or anyone else who wants to read it tbh. Enjoy! ALSO, I HOPE YOU APPRECIATE THE MINION WOLVERINE ON THE COVER AS MUCH AS I DO. XD

An anthology of love and lies; choice and change; fate and free will. Lives interlocking like clockwork and yet not at all like clockwork.

Disastrous dates to avoid.