This book is property of; UCHIHA ITACHI Do not take this book thinking you can use it for blackmail, Deidara this means you. Do not read this book, Kisame this means you. Do not sell this book for money, Kakazu this means you. Do not destroy this book, Hidan this means you. Do not use this book for your puppets, Sasori this means you. Do not tear the paper out for origami, Konan this means you. Do not eat this book, Zetsu this means you. Do not write your plans for world peace in this book, Leader-sama this means you. Do not use this book as a bedtime story, Tobi this means you. Do not chidori this book just because it belongs to me, Sasuke this means you. THIS BOOK IS FOR COMEDIC PURPOSES ONLY. THERE IS NO PLOT TO THIS BOOK. I do not own Itachi T^T. I don't own any Naruto characters or the Naruto plot.

Hello! I'm Tobi and Tobi is a good boy!!! Who are you? What's your name? Helloooo?? Do you like sweets? HELLOOOO???? Tobi:Deidara-senpai, why is my diary not anwering me? Deidara: *facepalms*

I do not own Naruto or the photos! I own nothing, zip, nada! Miyuna is Naruto's little twin sister. Although she often plays the role of the older sibling. She doesn't have the Nine Tails in her like her brother, but she's treated just as bad. She protects Naruto from anyone and everyone. Things change when they're put on teams. Her team forces their way into her heart. Persistent little- Miyu is cool, calm, and collective like her father. But when she snaps she's like a miniature version of her mother. Because of this she gains enemies left and right. But they're nothing compared to her team. They're loud, obnoxious, argue, and fight with each other. She's sure they'll be the death of her. Romance blooms for Miyu, but dating the number one bachelor of the graduates is more dangerous then any mission. Join Miyuna and her adventures with Team 7.

Naruto is an average person; taciturn, organized and works at a public Middle School. However, his life is consumed by a five-year-old who happens to be his son: Uzumaki Menma, whose only wish, ever since his brain allowed him to remember, has been meeting his unknown papa. Or, Sasuke, the pride of the Uchiha family, is an internationally recognized model. Nevertheless, his fate is twisted when he receives a call from a child who claims to be his.

Itachi and Sasuke may not seem so cool after you read these stories told by mother hen herself, Mikoto Uchiha! Enjoy these random, accidental, embarrassing, and accidental moments of Itachi and Sasuke. :) Sometimes you have to enjoy the moments of life.

Ever wonder about Sasuke's inner thoughts and feelings? I do not own Naruto or any characters.

I do not own Naruto or Naruto Shippuden! I don't own the pictures, I don't own anything! Sequel to Konoha's New Yellow Flash! Life isn't fair. I've learned this lesson from long ago. Life will continue to drag you down. And to climb up and move on, you'll need to make sacrifices. These sacrifices aren't to be taken lightly either. To me, protecting the ones I love is something I believe is my purpose. And I'm willing to make any sacrifice to do so. I don't care about the pain my body will be put through. I don't care about the damage to my mentality. And if I have to coat the ground red, I'll do it. Because I love them. And I will protect them in any way I can. From others, And from themselves.