All the trolls live on Jake's island (I don't know why I needed a nice setting okay) and Eridan's hitting on poor Tavros. And Eridan's a huge dick. PB&J cuteness ensues. There is a small mention of weed in this, so if that bothers you, you have been warned.

Gamzee Makara is your average troll. Accept he was desperately in LOVE with Tavros Nitram. Tavros was just the cripple who felt the same for Gamzee. Will contain smut. }:o)

What happens when a 'clown shitface' and a 'crabby motherfucking loudass' get in a fight? will all friendship be lost? things will be said and things will happen that they both might regret in the morning....or will someone step in? will there friendship be saved? will it become more or less ......?