THIS IS A JOKE I DO NOT PORTRAY UC CHARACTERS SO HORRIBLY LIKE THIS IF YOU ARE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH ANYTHING I'VE WRITTEN INVOLVING YOUR CHARACTER I'LL GLADLY TAKE IT DOWN I AM ONLY DOING THIS BECAUSE ITS FUNNY TO WRITE THIS WILL JUST BE SOMETHING I DO FOR WRITING WARMUP OR SOMETHING I AM ENTIRELY JOKING DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY