Warning: People can and have gotten hurt while (because of) reading this story! Alternate warning: Reader might be subjected to falling out of chairs because of laughter and acquiring injuries as evidenced by author's uncle's experience reading this story. :P A bunch of stories that end the same way. I don't know why I'm making this. Don't question my weird mind.

«𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐚 𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐭 𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮» 𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒐 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒔 ;) 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒚 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒔𝒑𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒔? 𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒐𝒇 𝒔𝒑𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒔☠︎︎ 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬, 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫-𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐲. 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐲 𝐦𝐞. 𝐬𝐨,𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫? 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚐𝚒𝚗 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐯𝐨𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 ♡︎ 𝑏𝑦𝑒𝑒𝑒✌︎