un libro sobre (muy) malos chistes de Percy Jackson.

A BAD BOY STOLE MY BRA is published and no longer available on Wattpad. It is available in multiple languages, including English, French, German, Italian and Indonesian as paperback and e-book internationally. It is also available as an adaptation on the app Episode - 'It Started With a Bra.' This copy has the first 3 chapters ONLY. SPIN OFF SEQUEL (Same characters): The Anti Delinquent System is fully available on Wattpad! It follows Chase's love story, with large amounts of Riley, Alec, Joe, Violet and Dylan! Picture this: You wake up in the middle of the night, swamped in your star wars covers and completely and utterly groggy to the extent that you look like something from the Monsters Inc. movie. You hear a sound, so you sit up and turn your lamp on, and that's when you see it. Your new neighbour, clambering halfway through your window (Still managing to look like some sort of a Greek god, I may add) holding your MICKEY MOUSE BRA. What do you do? Well, you scream obviously. Then what? Why, you get revenge of course. Romance #1 Humour #3 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED Cover and Official Trailer made by @moonxriver

- loU, LOUIS MI AMOOOR. - ¿Qué mierda querés? - MIRÁ, SOY UN CHUPETÍN HUMANO. - Harry, haceme el favor, sacATE ESE PALO DEL ORTO. SEGUNDA PARTE https://www.wattpad.com/story/88285000-humor-larry-argentino-2 #4 en Humor 29/02/16❥ #4 en De Todo 04/05/16❥

"¿Desde cuando ser niall girl es trabajo facil?" shadesofoceans ©

¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡ESTE LIBRO YA ESTÁ A LA VENTA EN FÍSICO EN TODA ESPAÑA Y VÍA ONLINE PARA EL RESTO DE PAÍSES!!!!!!!! Ediciones MR Grupo Editorial Planeta _________________________________________ Clara está duchándose y hablando con su gel cuando de pronto una voz interrumpe su tranquilidad. Ella piensa que es un ángel que ha venido a buscarla, pero es su vecino, Thiago, que le habla desde la ventana del baño. Después de este primer encuentro un tanto desastroso, la aventura continúa en la ducha en citas en las que Clara y Thiago irán conociéndose poco a poco y ayudándose en lo que pueden, teniendo en cuenta que se hablan a través de una ventana. ¿Y el amor? Clara tiene un novio, Áxel, un chico nada agradable con el que ya lleva cinco años; a su vez, Thiago también tiene pareja desde hace seis años. ¿Pero qué sucede cuando esos minutos nocturnos de conversación en la ducha se convierten en lo más esperado del día?

"-Entonces ¿por qué estás aquí conmigo y no con él? -él quiso darle un giro a la situación y ponerla de su parte para hacerme de rabiar, pero ambos sabíamos que las cosas no eran así. -¡Sabes que no tenía otra opción para volver a casa! -exclamé, frustrada. -Todo son excusas -se rió. -Tu actitud me da náuseas -mascullé. -A mí las náuseas me las das tú. No sé si fueron los efectos del alcohol o qué, pero algo me cruzó los cables y pulsó el botón erróneo en mi cerebro, porque en vez de darle un guantazo en la cara, me acerqué a él para juntar sus labios con los míos." • Trish se muda a Cambridge para estudiar en la universidad. Louis vive allí, le encantan las motos y la adrenalina. Un chico oscuro y una chica llena de luz. Muy cliché, sí. Lo reconozco, lo admito, me gusta y no me arrepiento de nada porque, who cares? #idgaf All Rights Reserved to FlyingHighxx, 2014. ©

Hunter Tomlinson: Internationally known for her work with Vogue around the world, interviewer, model of sorts, role model for women of all ages and lusted after by everyone, reporter for Vogue TV, family girl (Sister of USA soccer team's Chip Tomlinson, and USA's top businessman Louis Tomlinson), ex of Niall Horan Niall Horan: International popstar, in a singing/song writing duet/group thing with best friend Harry Styles, preparing for his third world tour, #1 bachelor in the world, eternally busy, ex of Hunter Tomlinson It's been five years since they've spoken, or even seen each other, and it still seems like old feelings and grudges haven't disappeared. ----------------------- Sequel to Friendzoned! Recommended that you that first.

It was supposed to be another fun summer before we all went off to college, but of course, a new guy had to come fuck it up for Hunter. It was supposed to be relaxing and carefree. "But no", Niall said just by the way he looked at her, "no way I'm going to let that happen". Funny how just another summer can turn into this -- a shitload of tension and confliction. But maybe those aren't the right words. Maybe it's not just Niall who struggles with wording his thoughts.

Él es normal. Él es famoso. Él pensaba que su vida era aburrida. Él pensaba que su vida era perfecta. Ninguno de los dos pensaba que todo iba a cambiar.

(Kind of Niall/ Luke book, but only a little lol) Good grades, full scholarship, rich lifestyle, what more could you ask for? Sex, alcohol, frat parties, and violence, that's all I live for. Forget all that sappy shit. Save yourself from the set up of all disatsters. Heart of gold, happy, purity, such innocence. Heartless, stone, gives a shit less. Secrets, lies, hatred, lust, love. What happens when the two complete opposites test themselves and put their trust into something that is incapable of keeping safe? When promises are broke? When something cuts so deep that it is unable to be mended? Find out in Frozen. WARNING: There will be violence, alcohol and drug references, sexual content, and swearing. Highest rank in ff #5 3rd place in the 1D Awards for best Niall Horan Fanfiction - Copyright 2014. All rights reserved. Anything from Frozen (Frat Boy Niall Horan) can not be reproduced, redistributed, modified, or displayed without consent of the author. All writings and ideas belong to the writer. For permission contact @niallsbabe_xx on Wattpad.com