Somehow, they ended up on vacation together. After a disastrous outing, the members of the Armed Detective Agency find themselves on a luxury cruise. They think they're here on a mission, but Atsushi Nakajima knows the truth. This is all actually an elaborate scheme to get the stressed detectives to go on vacation. Sure, he has no idea what actually happened on said outing, but it's his job to make sure things go smoothly. A job that becomes cataclysmically more difficult when the Port Mafia is discovered to also be on board. Meanwhile, Akutagawa is ordered by Dazai to investigate a series of mysteries while keeping his own presence on the ship a secret. Things start going wrong however when a) his illness starts affecting him more than normal and b) *The stupid fucking weretiger spots him.* Suddenly working together, Atsushi and Akutagawa begrudgingly find themselves spending the trip side by side. Annoyingly in the same cabin, frustratingly way too close for comfort. Bungou Stray Dogs and all its characters belong to Kafka Asagiri and Sango Harukawa Bolded quotes are excerpted from "Hell Screen" by Ryunosuke Akutagawa (the real one).

❝My ultra deduction tells me that...❞ ❝That...?❞ ❝... That you're in love with me. ❞ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⋅✧⋅ There were many unique people Y/N had come across in her life, but no experience of any sort could prepare her for the dark-haired boy with enticing, green eyes that walked into her bakery that day. (And ordered just about everything, might she add.) ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⋅✧⋅ [complete, 21/09/22] she/her pronouns will be used

On a dark and frosty Christmas Eve, cursed mistletoe began appearing all over Yokohama. Despite being under strict orders to remain inside, the members of the Armed Detective Agency one by one find themselves on the streets of the city. And more than one, underneath these malicious leaves with someone they really had no intention of kissing...ever.

Chuuya Nakahara returns from an overseas venture to find that everyone has become obsessed with him. With the help of a perplexed Dazai (whose nullifying ability may be the reason why he's the only one not overcome with Chuuya-mania) can Nakahara get to the bottom of this mystery? Or will everyone love Chuuya....forever?