Everyone always thought that it was Clyde who was closest to Craig. Everyone always thought that Craig couldn't care less about someone outside of the group of people he hung out with on a daily basis. Everyone always thought that Craig was straight. No one ever thought Craig Tucker could possibly be in love with an anxiety stricken mess of a man, or that they were secretly dating.

According to multiple online sources, scientists know more about space than Earth's very own Ocean. In the town of South Park, no one really cared about things like that. Tweek Tweak certainly hadn't thought such odd information could be of any use to him. That is, until a new kid moves to town and shows him just how truly astounding the Heavens are.

"You mean Tweek? He's annoying," it was a lie, I could never think of Tweek as annoying, but at the time I just wanted to be accepted as a decent human being. Someone people would want to be around, "The only reason I hang out with him anymore is because of the free coffee. He's a freak, really."